SimonL

Description: It Took Me 89 Years To Look This Good

Description: It Only Took Me 80 Years To Look This Good

Description: Keep Calm Sit Down And Let Me Fix It

Description: I'm The Youngest Child The Rules Don't Apply To Me

Description: I'm The Girl Your Coach Warned You About

Description: Introverts Unite! We're Here We're Uncomfortable And We Want To Go Home

Description: Lift Heavy Pet Dogs

Description: Relax The Drummer's Here

Description: Nope. Not Today, Corona.

Description: My Safe Word Is Harder

Description: My Wife Says I Only Have Two Faults I Don't Listen And Something Else

Description: Purr-Fect Aunt

Description: Not Tonight Ladies Im Just Here To Get Drunk

Description: Play Techno at my Funeral

Description: Save Water Drink Whiskey

Description: Run Spelt Backwards Is Nur That's A Nur From Me

Description: Never Underestimate Old Man With Pickleball Paddle

Description: Stroke It Ride It Pound It Tri It

Description: This Body Will Be A Corpse

Description: She Said Techno Or Me Sometimes I Miss Her

Description: Yes I Really Do Need All These Board Games

Description: Sorry I Can't It's Hunting Season

Description: You Had Me At Pickles

Description: This Isn't Dog Hair It's Chiweenie Glitter

Description: I'm The Captain I'm Always Right

Description: Don't Talk To Me I'm Counting

Description: I Don't Rise And Shine I Caffeinate And Hope For The Best

Description: If You Can't Say Something Nice Say It In French

Description: Bigfoot Doesn't Believe In You Either

Description: Healthcare 100% THC Natural

Description: I Like Bats And Maybe Like 3 People

Description: I'm A Pilot To Save Time To Save Time Let's Just Assume That I'm Never Wrong

Description: I Am The Captain I Am Always Right To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Always Right

Description: I'm A Boy I Just Have Better Hair Than You

Description: I'll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First Cat

Description: See I told you so