SimonL

Description: If You Can't Say Something Nice Say It In French

Description: Bigfoot Doesn't Believe In You Either

Description: Healthcare 100% THC Natural

Description: I Like Bats And Maybe Like 3 People

Description: I'm A Pilot To Save Time To Save Time Let's Just Assume That I'm Never Wrong

Description: I Am The Captain I Am Always Right To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Always Right

Description: I'm A Boy I Just Have Better Hair Than You

Description: I'll Get Over It I Just Need To Be Dramatic First Cat

Description: See I told you so

Description: Next Stop - Medical School

Description: I'm Not Yelling I'm Sicilian That's How We Talk

Description: I Was Normal Two Akitas Ago

Description: Straight Outta 1970

Description: Sorry I Can't I Have Rehearsal

Description: This Guy Is The Father Of The Bride

Description: This Girl Runs On Coffee & Country Music

Description: Will Pause For Pizza

Description: I Only Care About Hockey And Like 3 Other People

Description: I Never Fall Off I Dismount With Style

Description: I Don't Snore I Dream I'm A Snowmobile

Description: I Wonder If Pickles Think About Me Too

Description: I Don't Give A Duck

Description: I Survived My Wife's Phd Dissertation

Description: I have Time To Listen Your Life Matters

Description: If It Involves Drones And Tacos Count Me In

Description: I'd Rather Be Trading

Description: I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You

Description: If Found Sleeping Do Not Disturb

Description: If I'm Ever On Life Support Unplug Me THEN PLUG ME BACK IN, SEE IF THAT WORKS.

Description: If I Can't Bring My Australian Shepherd I'm Not Going

Description: I'm Not Short I'm Just Compact And Ridiculously Adorable

Description: I'm Not Like A Regular Mom, I'm A Cool Mom

Description: If You Don't Like My Driving Get Off The Sidewalk

Description: I'm Great In Bed I Can Sleep For Days

Description: If The Love Doesn't Feel Like 90's R&B, I Don't Want It

Description: If There Aren't Palm Trees I'm Not Going