SimonL

Description: Is That Your Prop Yeah, I Didn't Think So

Description: I'm Not Yelling This Is Just My Softball Coach Voice

Description: Jesus Is Not A Weekend Thing

Description: It's Not Dog Hair, It's Jack Russell

Description: I'm Not Yelling I'm Portuguese

Description: Just One More Bike I Promise

Description: Last Name Hungry First Name Always

Description: Jesus Is The Anchor Of My Soul

Description: Kill Workouts Not Animals

Description: Just One More Rock I Promise

Description: Moist Because At Least One Person You Know Hates This Word.

Description: My Favorite Niece Gave Me This Shirt

Description: Lift Heavy Pet Cats

Description: Less Chattin More Splattin

Description: My Grandma And I Got In Trouble Today

Description: My God Vs My Enemies

Description: Not All Math Puns Are Terrible Just Sum

Description: Men Have Feelings Too Sometimes We Feel Thirsty Beer

Description: On Sundays We Watch 90 Day Fiance

Description: Need To Sell A Houses I Buy Houses

Description: Play Learn Be Kind Repeat

Description: Acting Is Life Everything Else Is Rehearsal

Description: A Skilled Pilot Can Keep It Up For Hours

Description: I Can't I Have Plans In The Garage

Description: Haha Made You Read

Description: I Can't. My Kids Have Practice, A Game Or Something.

Description: Pool Hair Don't Care

Description: I Am Their Voice They Are My Heart

Description: I Can't Daughter Has Softball

Description: 6 Feet Please But It's Because I Hate People

Description: Poetry Is My Sport

Description: Pretend I'm A Crow

Description: Pretend I'm Hades

Description: Promoted to Grandma Est 2021

Description: Relax I'm A Massage Therapist

Description: Pretend I'm A Wolf