SimonL

Description: I'm Not Yelling This Is Just My Volleyball Dad Voice

Description: I'm Just Trying To Get Some Ranch

Description: I'm Not Yelling This Is Just My Basketball Coach Voice

Description: I Am Not Spoiled My Husband Just Loves Me

Description: I'm Not Sleeping I'm Just Resting My Eyes

Description: I'm Not With Stupid Anymore

Description: I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional PA

Description: I'm Just Here For The Wings

Description: I'm Not Short I'm A Gymnast

Description: I'm Legally Blind What Is Your Excuse?

Description: I'm Not Mean I'm Just Too Old To Pretend I Like You

Description: I'm Not Always A Smartass Just Kidding Yes I Am

Description: I'm Not Drunk Definitely Not Sober But Not Drunk

Description: I'm Not Just The Uncle I'm The Godfather

Description: I'm Going To Hell In Every Religion

Description: Girls Night I'll Bring The Attitude

Description: If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Oh

Description: I'm A Succa For Plants

Description: I'm A Gymnast Even My Hands Are Ripped

Description: I'm Here For The Beard

Description: I'm A Postal Worker Not A Magician... But I Can See Why You Might Be Confused

Description: I'm Just Here For The Halftime Show

Description: I'm Just Here For The Frybread

Description: I'm Just Here For The Caramel Corn

Description: If I'm Drunk It's My Brother's Fault

Description: If I Can't Wear My Boots I'm Not Going

Description: I Wish I Was Full Of Donuts Instead Of Existential Dread

Description: I'm Gluten Free And I Come With Instructions

Description: I'm Courtney Doing Courtney Things

Description: I'm An Enginere Engeneer Good At Math

Description: I'm Grillmaster If BBQ Were Easy It Would Be Called Your Mom

Description: I'll Always Be Her Biggest Fan

Description: If You Didn't Put It There Don't Touch It

Description: I'm Full Of Holiday Spirit It's Called Vodka

Description: I'm Billing You For This Conversation

Description: If I Go To Hell At Least I'll Be With My Friends