SimonL

Description: I'm A Whisk Taker

Description: If You Were A Plant I Would Remember Your Name

Description: I'm A Happy Hooker And Have The Balls To Prove It

Description: If You Think It's Expensive To Hire A Good Carpenter Try Hiring A Cheap One

Description: If You Think Your Sport Is Hard Try Doing It Holding Your Breath

Description: If You See Me Clashing Don't Bother Me

Description: If You Think I'm Awesome Meet My Twin Sister

Description: If Mike Can't Fix It We're All Screwed

Description: If I'm Drunk It's My Cousin's Fault

Description: If It Doesn't Have To Do With Anime Video Games Or Food Then I Don't Care

Description: If You Believe In Telekinesis Please Raise My Hand

Description: If You Can Read This My Wife Fell Off

Description: I'd Rather Be At A Concert

Description: If I Can't Bring My Doberman I'm Not Coming

Description: If I Say First Of All Run Away

Description: I'd Grow My Own Food If I Could Find Bacon Seeds

Description: If I Was Flying Goose Would Still Be Alive

Description: If I Die While Lifting Weights Add More Weight Then Call The Cops

Description: I'd Rather Be Playing Kubb

Description: I'd Rather Be At A Concert

Description: I'd Raft That

Description: I'd Rather Be Pitching

Description: I'd Rather Be At A Concert

Description: If A Man Says He Will Fix It, He Will There Is No Need To Remind Him Every 6 Months

Description: I'd Rather Be Boxing

Description: I'd Rather Be Thrifting

Description: I Wonder If Tacos Think About Me Too

Description: I Wonder If Pizza Thinks About Me Too

Description: I Work On Computers

Description: I Wonder If Hedgehogs Dream About Me Too

Description: I Will Hold You In My Heart Until I Hold You In Heaven

Description: I Said Yes To A Firefighter

Description: I Love My Welsh Boyfriend

Description: I Was Normal 2 Basset Hounds Ago

Description: I Was Normal 2 Boxers Ago

Description: I Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa