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Description: I See You Have Graph Paper You Must Be Plotting Something

Description: I Recycle I Wore This Shirt Yesterday

Description: I Was Normal 2 German Shepherds Ago

Description: I Was Normal 2 Dachshunds Ago

Description: I Was Normal 2 Golden Retrievers Ago

Description: I Survived The 12th Year Of Marriage And All I Got Was This Shirt

Description: I Was Normal 2 Labradors Ago

Description: I Was Told There Would Be Sheep

Description: I Went To An Antique Show They Tried To Bid On Me

Description: I Teach 2nd Grade Superheroes

Description: I Turn Grills On

Description: I Survived Calculus

Description: I Suck At Golf

Description: I Never Dreamed One Day I'd Be A Sexy Mexican But Here I Am Killing It

Description: I May Snap At Any Moment

Description: I Was Fighting A Bear

Description: I Pull Out Dental

Description: I Only Care About Anime And Maybe 3 People

Description: I Run On Coffee, Dog Hair, And Cuss Words

Description: I May Not Be Perfect But I Am Sicilian So Pretty Close

Description: I Said Okurrr!

Description: I May Not Always Be Right But I'm Never Wrong

Description: I Love Tater Tots The End

Description: I Make The Decisions Around Here Let Me Just Ask My Wife Real Quick BRB

Description: I Make Shit Happen

Description: I Love Phuket Thailand

Description: I Love Running After The Taco Truck

Description: I Love Cachaca

Description: I Love People (Under General Anesthesia)

Description: I Like Cooking My Family And My Pets Commas Save Lives

Description: I Like Pilates And Maybe Like 3 People

Description: I Love Little Peckers

Description: I Love My Boat, My Dog And Maybe Like 3 People

Description: I Love My Granddog

Description: I Like Dogs More Than People

Description: I Like My Dog Martinis And Maybe Like 3 People