Fulfilling a lifelong dream, I have finally removed my skin. You are now free to pick and choose any desired color to replace the void where my pasty mess once sat. Use this power as unwisely as possible. I beg of you.
Exact dates become somewhat difficult to pin down as the years rush past in a blink. Despite this fact, historians confirm this design is roughly 60% accurate.
By popular demand: Smooth monogram goodness, with additional hood extract. I can't legally recommend that you taste the design, but research indicates you would not be disappointed.
This illustration proudly displays PJL's penchant for burlap fashion, now with 25% more hood. Support your local Burlap Reclamation Facility by slapping it onto your torso. [Full disclosure: "Burlap Reclamation Facility Inc." is a subsidiary of "PJL: Secretly Just Buy More Coffee Enterprises"]
