SiwelP

Description: Fulfilling a lifelong dream, I have finally removed my skin. You are now free to pick and choose any desired color to replace the void where my pasty mess once sat. Use this power as unwisely as possible. I beg of you.

Description: Exact dates become somewhat difficult to pin down as the years rush past in a blink. Despite this fact, historians confirm this design is roughly 60% accurate.

Description: This illustration proudly displays PJL's penchant for burlap fashion. Support your local Burlap Reclamation Facility by slapping it onto your torso. [Full disclosure: "Burlap Reclamation Facility Inc." is a subsidiary of "PJL: Secretly Just Buy More Coffee Enterprises"]