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Description: This cleverly designed vessel assists one or both of your hands in pouring hot liquid into your mouth. That's the big hole in your face, if you were as confused as I was.

Description: Fulfilling a lifelong dream, I have finally removed my skin. You are now free to pick and choose any desired color to replace the void where my pasty mess once sat. Use this power as unwisely as possible. I beg of you.

Description: Sick to death of passersby having all the fun gawking at your monogram logo, but not being able to see it yourself? Possess an inanimate object with the initials so that you may gaze and gaze for days upon days.