Skipper Kevin

Description: Tell everyone about your exclusive membership in a secret society!

Description: They love serving people just like you!

Description: Get it? A group of rhinos is called a "crash." So, it's like the other one... but rhinos. HA!

Description: He's not as famous or as rich in vitamin C as his cousin, but he is arguably more delicious.

Description: Tell everyone about your exclusive membership in a secret society!

Description: When lightning strikes a Moai, Franken-Tiki lives! Technically it's Skipper Franken-Tiki's Monster, but you get the point!

Description: Today's secret word is TIKI! AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Based on an original painting I did as a fundraiser.

Description: This parrot is dead... tired.

Description: It won't be a figment of your imagination when this team hits the ice!

Description: This record-setting design features the iconic pachyderm performer Ella Phantzgerald. Perfect for your next excursion into the tropical jungle rivers of the world.

Description: It won't be a figment of your imagination when this team hits the ice!

Description: The jungle's best (and only) semi-professional ice hockey team. They don't get to play often, but when they do... it doesn't last long.

Description: Is anybody else tired of living after historical event after historical event? Well, at least we survived! At our rate, this shirt will stay relevant for years (maybe even decades) to come!