Skipper Kevin

Description: Tell everyone about your exclusive membership in a secret society!

Description: They love serving people just like you!

Description: Get it? A group of rhinos is called a "crash." So, it's like the other one... but rhinos. HA!

Description: He's not as famous or as rich in vitamin C as his cousin, but he is arguably more delicious.

Description: Sometimes when you take a late-night cruise through the jungle, you start to see things... strange things... that put everything into perspective.

Description: The jungle's best (and only) semi-professional ice hockey team. They don't get to play often, but when they do... it doesn't last long.

Description: Your dream boat has arrived. Unfortunately, he's driving it!

Description: Tell everyone about your exclusive membership in a secret society!

Description: When lightning strikes a Moai, Franken-Tiki lives! Technically it's Skipper Franken-Tiki's Monster, but you get the point!

Description: The rides? Nope! The churros? Negative! The characters? Not even close! The real reason people love theme parks? THE PUNS!

Description: Today's secret word is TIKI! AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Based on an original painting I did as a fundraiser.

Description: You'll be head of the pack while wearing this striking design. Plus, you won't have to worry about it shrinking!

Description: Beware of pink Tiki Elephant Bobs on parade!

Description: This parrot is dead... tired.

Description: Beat the heat at Frosty's Arc-Tiki Room. Our drinks have the best ice in town!

Description: It won't be a figment of your imagination when this team hits the ice!

Description: The jungle's best (and only) semi-professional ice hockey team. They don't get to play often, but when they do... it doesn't last long.

Description: A retro throwback look at The Condor!

Description: Is anybody else tired of living after historical event after historical event? Well, at least we survived! At our rate, this shirt will stay relevant for years (maybe even decades) to come!