Skipper Kevin

Description: Tell everyone about your exclusive membership in a secret society!

Description: They love serving people just like you!

Description: Get it? A group of rhinos is called a "crash." So, it's like the other one... but rhinos. HA!

Description: Sometimes when you take a late-night cruise through the jungle, you start to see things... strange things... that put everything into perspective.

Description: Your dream boat has arrived. Unfortunately, he's driving it!

Description: Tell everyone about your exclusive membership in a secret society!

Description: The rides? Nope! The churros? Negative! The characters? Not even close! The real reason people love theme parks? THE PUNS!

Description: Beware of pink Tiki Elephant Bobs on parade!

Description: This parrot is dead... tired.

Description: This record-setting design features the iconic pachyderm performer Ella Phantzgerald. Perfect for your next excursion into the tropical jungle rivers of the world.

Description: It won't be a figment of your imagination when this team hits the ice!

Description: The jungle's best (and only) semi-professional ice hockey team. They don't get to play often, but when they do... it doesn't last long.

Description: A retro throwback look at The Condor!

Description: Is anybody else tired of living after historical event after historical event? Well, at least we survived! At our rate, this shirt will stay relevant for years (maybe even decades) to come!