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As seen on BitTorrent Hat
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Description: After all, who really watches TV any more?

Tags: humour, humor, bittorrent, tv, geek

As seen on BitTorrent Hat

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Hex scintillation optical illusion Hat
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Description: Twiddling with your optical neurons. It pays to click on the T-shirt image to view it larger... the effect is caused by the fine line work.

Tags: illusion, optical, hexagon, scintillation
Circle blend Hat
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Description: Circle blend

Tags: op art, optical, pattern, circles, minimal

Circle blend Hat

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UTS Hat
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Description: Old shop signage around UTS, Sydney, Australia.

Tags: faded, retro, historical, sydney, australia

UTS Hat

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Hipster Ipsum Hat
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Description: pork belly microdosing pabst kinfolk fanny pack everyday carry trust fund blog retro twee xoxo shoreditch farm-to-table gastropub synth hammock pabst williamsburg brunch schlitz intelligentsia cornhole

Tags: belly, microdosing, pabst, kinfolk, fanny

Hipster Ipsum Hat

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Sun Op Art Hat
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Description: Radiating black and white waves.

Tags: illusion, optical, black, white, scintillating

Sun Op Art Hat

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Grace Hopper Hat
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Description: "It's easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission." A classic quote from nerd-hero Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, who developed COBOL and was an early pioneer in computing.

Tags: cobol, computers, geek, grace hopper, hero

Grace Hopper Hat

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Causes of Burnout Hat
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Description: Causes of Burn-Out Lack of Control Insufficient Reward Lack of Community Absence of Fairness Conflict of Values Work Overload

Tags: causes, technology, it, computers, nerd

Causes of Burnout Hat

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Don't believe everything you think Hat
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Description: Just plain good advice…

Tags: self help, delusion, belief
Flag of the Benin Empire Hat
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Description: From Wikipedia: The Benin Empire (1440–1897) was a pre-colonial African state in what is now modern Nigeria. It is not to be confused with the modern-day country called Benin (and formerly called Dahomey).

Tags: flag, vector, history, historical, africa

Flag of the Benin Empire Hat

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Only 2 Hard Problems in Computer Science: version 2.0.0-rc-937.04-hot-patch Hat
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Description: New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...

Tags: nerdcore, geek, computer, programmer, humor
Rotating Snakes Illusion Hat
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Description: My version of the "Rotating Snakes Illusion", insipired by "Akiyoshi KITAOKA": http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/index-e.html

Tags: psychedelic, rotating, snakes

Rotating Snakes Illusion Hat

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English "Beer-Can" = Jamaican "Bacon" Hat
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Description: Say it out loud. Say "Beer Can" with an English accent. Then say "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent. It's important issues like this that keep me awake at night.

Tags: beer, beer can, can, jamaica, uk
Negroni is my superfood Hat
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Description: Superfoods: they're super!

Tags: super, food, superfood, gin, vermouth

Negroni is my superfood Hat

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يقبرني  (Ya’aburnee) Hat
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Description: Untranslatable words: يقبرني An Arabic word that literally means “You bury me.” It's said in the hope that you will never have to be without the other person, because that would be too sad, so I hope you bury me, not the other way around. A beautiful, yet somewhat morbid word.

Tags: word, arabic, ya aburnee, bury, white

يقبرني (Ya’aburnee) Hat

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I'm stupid Hat
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Description: I'm stupid

Tags: slogan

I'm stupid Hat

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Double Ristretto, No Sugar Hat
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Description: Not a picollo latte. Not a mochachino. Not a flat white. Not anything with milk in it, ever. Just coffee. Heaps of it. Concentrated as hell, and twice as much of it. and some icey-cold sparkling mineral water, so that I can deal with it.

Tags: ristretto, espresso, sugar, nerd, cafe

Double Ristretto, No Sugar Hat

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Little bag of fucks Hat
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Description: Carry this tote bag around with you empty in your pocket, so you can show it to people that really need to understand…

Tags: sarcasm, fucks given, zero, 0

Little bag of fucks Hat

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Javascript dumpster-fire Hat
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Description: Show your ever-so-precious contempt for irrational scope rules with this not-at-all-exaggerated metaphor for the world's most popular ecosystem.

Tags: nerd, geek, humor, coder, programmer

Javascript dumpster-fire Hat

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Gnome saying mofo! Hat
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Description: Gnome saying, mofo? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, MOTHER-FUCKER?

Tags: saying, mofo, mother fucker, humor, comedy

Gnome saying mofo! Hat

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Sold out@ Hat
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Description: before they sold out pork belly microdosing pabst kinfolk fanny pack everyday carry trust fund blog retro twee xoxo shoreditch farm-to-table gastropub synth hammock pabst williamsburg brunch schlitz intelligentsia cornhole

Tags: belly, microdosing, pabst, kinfolk, fanny

Sold out@ Hat

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Rarity & Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie & Applejack & Rainbow Dash & Twilight Sparkle Hat
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Description: Rarity & Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie & Applejack & Rainbow Dash & Twilight Sparkle

Tags: bronies, brony, fim, fluttershy, mlp
John Pilger Hat
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Description: Pilger's law: "If it's been officially denied, then it's probably true".

Tags: hero, john, pilger, politics, truth

John Pilger Hat

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Colour Halftone Hat
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Description: Retro CMYK goodness.

Tags: halftone, color, cmyk, pattern, geometric

Colour Halftone Hat

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Ops never stops Hat
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Description: Ops never stops

Tags: suranyami

Ops never stops Hat

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Hugo (Spanish) Hat
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Description: "Ayer vino el Diablo aquí. Huele a azufre todavia..." My tribute to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's snappy remarks about Dubya at the 61st UN General Assembly. For those that missed it: Chavez said "The Devil came here yesterday. It still smells of sulphur." in reference to George W Bush speaking the day before, then crossed himself and looked skyward in prayer. I think this shirt looks best in good, ol' "Commy Red" colour.

Tags: dubya, hero, hugo, politics

Hugo (Spanish) Hat

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Scales pattern, Japanese inspired Hat
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Description: Scales pattern, Japanese inspired

Tags: japanese, geometric, scales, green
Hugo (English) Hat
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Description: My tribute to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's snappy remarks about Dubya at the 61st UN General Assembly. Also available in Venezualan-Spanish, for extra street-cred from your South American friends.

Tags: dubya, hugo, politics

Hugo (English) Hat

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Box Hat
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Description: A box of the word "BOX"

Tags: typography, white, black, abstract, pattern

Box Hat

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Zardoz Hat
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Description: To quote Arthur Frayn: "The penis is evil, it shoots seeds. The gun is good, it cleanses."

Tags: movie, sean connery, penis, evil, sci fi

Zardoz Hat

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#wife Hat
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Description: #wife { right: 100%; margin: 0; }

Tags: wife, humor, funny, sass, scss

#wife Hat

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Hex Blend Hat
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Description: Hexagons. A lot of them

Tags: hex, geometric, pattern, blend, orange

Hex Blend Hat

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Grass Mud Horse Hat
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Description: Yay for the #33609#27877#39532! #25805#20320#22920! Here’s the YouTube video of the song And here's a brief bestiary of double-entendred animals that have found themselves on chinese websites. And the New York Times article

Tags: mud, china, grass, censorship

Grass Mud Horse Hat

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#include <women> Hat
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Description: #include

Tags: women, feminism, feminist, technology, coder

#include <women> Hat

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Colourful plants, rainbow Hat
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Description: Bodoni ornaments

Tags: patterns, green, leaves

Colourful plants, rainbow Hat

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Binary clock Hat
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Description: I have no idea why you would ever need this. Do not buy this product.

Tags: binary, digits, nerd, geek, coder

Binary clock Hat

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