T-Shirts
UTS T-Shirt
$24
Description: New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...
Description: Untranslatable words: يقبرني An Arabic word that literally means “You bury me.” It's said in the hope that you will never have to be without the other person, because that would be too sad, so I hope you bury me, not the other way around. A beautiful, yet somewhat morbid word.
Description: "Ayer vino el Diablo aquí. Huele a azufre todavia..." My tribute to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's snappy remarks about Dubya at the 61st UN General Assembly. For those that missed it: Chavez said "The Devil came here yesterday. It still smells of sulphur." in reference to George W Bush speaking the day before, then crossed himself and looked skyward in prayer. I think this shirt looks best in good, ol' "Commy Red" colour.
Box T-Shirt
$24
Description: To quote Arthur Frayn: "The penis is evil, it shoots seeds. The gun is good, it cleanses."
Zardoz T-Shirt
$24
#wife T-Shirt
$24