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As seen on BitTorrent Socks
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Description: After all, who really watches TV any more?

Tags: humour, humor, bittorrent, tv, geek
Hex scintillation optical illusion Socks
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Description: Twiddling with your optical neurons. It pays to click on the T-shirt image to view it larger... the effect is caused by the fine line work.

Tags: illusion, optical, hexagon, scintillation
Circle blend Socks
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Description: Circle blend

Tags: op art, optical, pattern, circles, minimal
UTS Socks
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Description: Old shop signage around UTS, Sydney, Australia.

Tags: faded, retro, historical, sydney, australia
Hipster Ipsum Socks
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Description: pork belly microdosing pabst kinfolk fanny pack everyday carry trust fund blog retro twee xoxo shoreditch farm-to-table gastropub synth hammock pabst williamsburg brunch schlitz intelligentsia cornhole

Tags: belly, microdosing, pabst, kinfolk, fanny
Sun Op Art Socks
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Description: Radiating black and white waves.

Tags: illusion, optical, black, white, scintillating
Grace Hopper Socks
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Description: "It's easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission." A classic quote from nerd-hero Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, who developed COBOL and was an early pioneer in computing.

Tags: cobol, computers, geek, grace hopper, hero
Causes of Burnout Socks
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Description: Causes of Burn-Out Lack of Control Insufficient Reward Lack of Community Absence of Fairness Conflict of Values Work Overload

Tags: causes, technology, it, computers, nerd
Don't believe everything you think Socks
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Description: Just plain good advice…

Tags: self help, delusion, belief
Flag of the Benin Empire Socks
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Description: From Wikipedia: The Benin Empire (1440–1897) was a pre-colonial African state in what is now modern Nigeria. It is not to be confused with the modern-day country called Benin (and formerly called Dahomey).

Tags: flag, vector, history, historical, africa
Only 2 Hard Problems in Computer Science: version 2.0.0-rc-937.04-hot-patch Socks
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Description: New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...

Tags: nerdcore, geek, computer, programmer, humor
Rotating Snakes Illusion Socks
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Description: My version of the "Rotating Snakes Illusion", insipired by "Akiyoshi KITAOKA": http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/index-e.html

Tags: psychedelic, rotating, snakes
English "Beer-Can" = Jamaican "Bacon" Socks
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Description: Say it out loud. Say "Beer Can" with an English accent. Then say "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent. It's important issues like this that keep me awake at night.

Tags: beer, beer can, can, jamaica, uk
Negroni is my superfood Socks
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Description: Superfoods: they're super!

Tags: super, food, superfood, gin, vermouth
يقبرني  (Ya’aburnee) Socks
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Description: Untranslatable words: يقبرني An Arabic word that literally means “You bury me.” It's said in the hope that you will never have to be without the other person, because that would be too sad, so I hope you bury me, not the other way around. A beautiful, yet somewhat morbid word.

Tags: word, arabic, ya aburnee, bury, white
I'm stupid Socks
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Description: I'm stupid

Tags: slogan
Double Ristretto, No Sugar Socks
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Description: Not a picollo latte. Not a mochachino. Not a flat white. Not anything with milk in it, ever. Just coffee. Heaps of it. Concentrated as hell, and twice as much of it. and some icey-cold sparkling mineral water, so that I can deal with it.

Tags: ristretto, espresso, sugar, nerd, cafe
Little bag of fucks Socks
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Description: Carry this tote bag around with you empty in your pocket, so you can show it to people that really need to understand…

Tags: sarcasm, fucks given, zero, 0
Javascript dumpster-fire Socks
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Description: Show your ever-so-precious contempt for irrational scope rules with this not-at-all-exaggerated metaphor for the world's most popular ecosystem.

Tags: nerd, geek, humor, coder, programmer
Gnome saying mofo! Socks
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Description: Gnome saying, mofo? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, MOTHER-FUCKER?

Tags: saying, mofo, mother fucker, humor, comedy
Sold out@ Socks
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Description: before they sold out pork belly microdosing pabst kinfolk fanny pack everyday carry trust fund blog retro twee xoxo shoreditch farm-to-table gastropub synth hammock pabst williamsburg brunch schlitz intelligentsia cornhole

Tags: belly, microdosing, pabst, kinfolk, fanny
Rarity & Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie & Applejack & Rainbow Dash & Twilight Sparkle Socks
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Description: Rarity & Fluttershy & Pinkie Pie & Applejack & Rainbow Dash & Twilight Sparkle

Tags: bronies, brony, fim, fluttershy, mlp
John Pilger Socks
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Description: Pilger's law: "If it's been officially denied, then it's probably true".

Tags: hero, john, pilger, politics, truth
Colour Halftone Socks
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Description: Retro CMYK goodness.

Tags: halftone, color, cmyk, pattern, geometric
Ops never stops Socks
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Description: Ops never stops

Tags: suranyami
Hugo (Spanish) Socks
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Description: "Ayer vino el Diablo aquí. Huele a azufre todavia..." My tribute to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's snappy remarks about Dubya at the 61st UN General Assembly. For those that missed it: Chavez said "The Devil came here yesterday. It still smells of sulphur." in reference to George W Bush speaking the day before, then crossed himself and looked skyward in prayer. I think this shirt looks best in good, ol' "Commy Red" colour.

Tags: dubya, hero, hugo, politics
Scales pattern, Japanese inspired Socks
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Description: Scales pattern, Japanese inspired

Tags: japanese, geometric, scales, green
Hugo (English) Socks
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Description: My tribute to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's snappy remarks about Dubya at the 61st UN General Assembly. Also available in Venezualan-Spanish, for extra street-cred from your South American friends.

Tags: dubya, hugo, politics
Box Socks
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Description: A box of the word "BOX"

Tags: typography, white, black, abstract, pattern
Zardoz Socks
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Description: To quote Arthur Frayn: "The penis is evil, it shoots seeds. The gun is good, it cleanses."

Tags: movie, sean connery, penis, evil, sci fi
#wife Socks
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Description: #wife { right: 100%; margin: 0; }

Tags: wife, humor, funny, sass, scss
Hex Blend Socks
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Description: Hexagons. A lot of them

Tags: hex, geometric, pattern, blend, orange
Grass Mud Horse Socks
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Description: Yay for the #33609#27877#39532! #25805#20320#22920! Here’s the YouTube video of the song And here's a brief bestiary of double-entendred animals that have found themselves on chinese websites. And the New York Times article

Tags: mud, china, grass, censorship
#include <women> Socks
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Description: #include

Tags: women, feminism, feminist, technology, coder
Colourful plants, rainbow Socks
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Description: Bodoni ornaments

Tags: patterns, green, leaves
Binary clock Socks
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Description: I have no idea why you would ever need this. Do not buy this product.

Tags: binary, digits, nerd, geek, coder

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