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You don’t wear ‘em as a joke, you don’t give ‘em as a joke gift, or wear them ironically, or do pub crawls in ‘em like the Snuggie.

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Summer Loving Hat

Description: I feel like you're just here for the zip line...

Tags: itysl, tim robinson

Summer Loving Hat

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Barley Tonight Hat

Description: If you're getting the best of me, I have no problem being on my phone the whole show.

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Barley Tonight Hat

$12 $19

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Egg Game Hat

Description: Just an egg...

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Egg Game Hat

$12 $19

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You're Driving with the Driving Crooner, Baby Hat

Description: They're trying to make it look fake.

Tags: itysl, tim robinson
Corncob TV Hat

Description: It's time to tell Spectrum, "NO."

Tags: itysl

Corncob TV Hat

$12 $19

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The Bone are Their Money Hat

Description: ... and so are the worms

Tags: itysl

The Bone are Their Money Hat

$12 $19

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Karl Havoc Hat

Description: Karl's a lot... He might take your lunch tray, steal a fry of your plate, talk loudly on his phone about his dog is loose.

Tags: itysl

Karl Havoc Hat

$12 $19

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Karl Havoc Hat

Description: Karl's a lot... He might take your lunch tray, steal a fry of your plate, talk loudly on his phone about his dog is loose.

Tags: itysl

Karl Havoc Hat

$12 $19

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That's a Chunky! Hat

Description: Figure out what you do! You had all summer to think of it!

Tags: itysl

That's a Chunky! Hat

$12 $19

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Dangerous Nights Crew Hat

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS.

Tags: itysl

Dangerous Nights Crew Hat

$12 $19

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1996 Little Buff Boys Champion Hat

Description: They weren't actually ripped, just wearing goosed suits

Tags: itysl

1996 Little Buff Boys Champion Hat

$12 $19

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Brian's Stupid Hat Hat

Description: It's illegal to ask how much it cost.

Tags: itysl

Brian's Stupid Hat Hat

$12 $19

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Ghost Tour Hat

Description: Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh.

Tags: itysl

Ghost Tour Hat

$12 $19

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Dan Flashes Hat

Description: Prices are going up and up!

Tags: itysl

Dan Flashes Hat

$12 $19

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Sloppy Steaks (Dark Shirts Hat

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS

Tags: itysl

Sloppy Steaks (Dark Shirts Hat

$12 $19

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Sloppy Steaks (Light Shirts) Hat

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS

Tags: itysl

Sloppy Steaks (Light Shirts) Hat

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I'm Scared About How Much I Need Wine Hat

Description: My fortune's not getting any bigger. It's just that amount of money that gets smaller until I die.

Tags: itysl
Detective Crashmore Hat

Description: Everything has sucked recently.

Tags: itysl

Detective Crashmore Hat

$12 $19

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Crashmore Doesn't Care Hat

Description: If you get a tattoo - you don't get anything for Christmas.

Tags: itysl

Crashmore Doesn't Care Hat

$12 $19

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Crashmore Cosmic Gumbo Hat

Description: It's a cosmic mix, the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s, but with modern touches. It's hyper violent, but it knows what it is. It's a little bit Tarantino, it's definitely a little bit Micheal Mann, it's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz.

Tags: itysl, santa, christmas

Crashmore Cosmic Gumbo Hat

$12 $19

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Crashmore Thinks AOL Blast is Unprofessional Hat

Description: They wouldn't ask Leonardo DiCaprio about Christmas?

Tags: santa, itysl, christmas
Crashmore Has Seen it All Hat

Description: He's seen every c*ck on the planet

Tags: itysl, christmas, santa

Crashmore Has Seen it All Hat

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Crashmore Has Seen Everyone Naked Hat

Description: He'll do it if the scene calls for it

Tags: christmas, itysl, santa
Fri. Day. Night. Hat

Description: I'm thinking that we just might Fly away to someplace They don't know Who we are

Tags: itysl

Fri. Day. Night. Hat

$12 $19

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Focus Group Hat

Description: A good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off while you’re driving.

Tags: itysl

Focus Group Hat

$12 $19

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New Joe Hat

Description: My condolences.

Tags: itysl

New Joe Hat

$12 $19

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Palm Tree Girls Love Palm Tree Guys Hat

Description: It's totally in Johnny's q zone.

Tags: itysl
Baby of the Year Hat

Description: Harley Jarvis is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met.

Tags: itysl

Baby of the Year Hat

$12 $19

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Carber Vac Hat

Description: You sure about that? That's why?

Tags: itysl

Carber Vac Hat

$12 $19

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That's a Chunky! Hat

Description: Figure out what you do! You had all summer to think of it!

Tags: itysl

That's a Chunky! Hat

$12 $19

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Stable of the Stars Hat

Description: They CAN hit

Tags: itysl

Stable of the Stars Hat

$12 $19

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Coffin Flop Hat

Description: They're saying Coffin Flop is not a real show

Tags: itysl

Coffin Flop Hat

$12 $19

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