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Summer Loving Bag

Description: I feel like you're just here for the zip line...

Tags: itysl, tim robinson
Barley Tonight Bag

Description: If you're getting the best of me, I have no problem being on my phone the whole show.

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Egg Game Bag

Description: Just an egg...

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Pay it Forward Bag

Description: PLEASE LET ME GO FIRST, I'M DOING SOMETHING!

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You're Driving with the Driving Crooner, Baby Bag

Description: They're trying to make it look fake.

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Corncob TV Bag

Description: It's time to tell Spectrum, "NO."

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The Bone are Their Money Bag

Description: ... and so are the worms

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Karl Havoc Bag

Description: Karl's a lot... He might take your lunch tray, steal a fry of your plate, talk loudly on his phone about his dog is loose.

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Karl Havoc Bag

Description: Karl's a lot... He might take your lunch tray, steal a fry of your plate, talk loudly on his phone about his dog is loose.

Tags: itysl
That's a Chunky! Bag

Description: Figure out what you do! You had all summer to think of it!

Tags: itysl
Dangerous Nights Crew Bag

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS.

Tags: itysl
1996 Little Buff Boys Champion Bag

Description: They weren't actually ripped, just wearing goosed suits

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Brian's Stupid Hat Bag

Description: It's illegal to ask how much it cost.

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Ghost Tour Bag

Description: Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh.

Tags: itysl
Dan Flashes Bag

Description: Prices are going up and up!

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Sloppy Steaks (Dark Shirts Bag

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS

Tags: itysl
Sloppy Steaks (Light Shirts) Bag

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS

Tags: itysl
I'm Scared About How Much I Need Wine Bag

Description: My fortune's not getting any bigger. It's just that amount of money that gets smaller until I die.

Tags: itysl
Detective Crashmore Bag

Description: Everything has sucked recently.

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Crashmore Doesn't Care Bag

Description: If you get a tattoo - you don't get anything for Christmas.

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Crashmore Cosmic Gumbo Bag

Description: It's a cosmic mix, the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s, but with modern touches. It's hyper violent, but it knows what it is. It's a little bit Tarantino, it's definitely a little bit Micheal Mann, it's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz.

Tags: itysl, santa, christmas
Crashmore Thinks AOL Blast is Unprofessional Bag

Description: They wouldn't ask Leonardo DiCaprio about Christmas?

Tags: santa, itysl, christmas
Crashmore Has Seen it All Bag

Description: He's seen every c*ck on the planet

Tags: itysl, christmas, santa
Crashmore Has Seen Everyone Naked Bag

Description: He'll do it if the scene calls for it

Tags: christmas, itysl, santa
Fri. Day. Night. Bag

Description: I'm thinking that we just might Fly away to someplace They don't know Who we are

Tags: itysl
Focus Group Bag

Description: A good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off while you’re driving.

Tags: itysl
New Joe Bag

Description: My condolences.

Tags: itysl
Palm Tree Girls Love Palm Tree Guys Bag

Description: It's totally in Johnny's q zone.

Tags: itysl
Baby of the Year Bag

Description: Harley Jarvis is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met.

Tags: itysl
Carber Vac Bag

Description: You sure about that? That's why?

Tags: itysl
That's a Chunky! Bag

Description: Figure out what you do! You had all summer to think of it!

Tags: itysl
Stable of the Stars Bag

Description: They CAN hit

Tags: itysl
Coffin Flop Bag

Description: They're saying Coffin Flop is not a real show

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