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You don’t wear ‘em as a joke, you don’t give ‘em as a joke gift, or wear them ironically, or do pub crawls in ‘em like the Snuggie.

Tapestries

Egg Game Tapestry

Description: Just an egg...

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Egg Game Tapestry

$23 $30

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You're Driving with the Driving Crooner, Baby Tapestry

Description: They're trying to make it look fake.

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Corncob TV Tapestry

Description: It's time to tell Spectrum, "NO."

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Corncob TV Tapestry

$23 $30

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The Bone are Their Money Tapestry

Description: ... and so are the worms

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The Bone are Their Money Tapestry

$23 $30

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Karl Havoc Tapestry

Description: Karl's a lot... He might take your lunch tray, steal a fry of your plate, talk loudly on his phone about his dog is loose.

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Karl Havoc Tapestry

$23 $30

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Karl Havoc Tapestry

Description: Karl's a lot... He might take your lunch tray, steal a fry of your plate, talk loudly on his phone about his dog is loose.

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Karl Havoc Tapestry

$23 $30

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That's a Chunky! Tapestry

Description: Figure out what you do! You had all summer to think of it!

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That's a Chunky! Tapestry

$23 $30

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Dangerous Nights Crew Tapestry

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS.

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Dangerous Nights Crew Tapestry

$23 $30

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1996 Little Buff Boys Champion Tapestry

Description: They weren't actually ripped, just wearing goosed suits

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1996 Little Buff Boys Champion Tapestry

$23 $30

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Brian's Stupid Hat Tapestry

Description: It's illegal to ask how much it cost.

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Brian's Stupid Hat Tapestry

$23 $30

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Ghost Tour Tapestry

Description: Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh.

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Ghost Tour Tapestry

$23 $30

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Dan Flashes Tapestry

Description: Prices are going up and up!

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Dan Flashes Tapestry

$23 $30

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Sloppy Steaks (Dark Shirts Tapestry

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS

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Sloppy Steaks (Dark Shirts Tapestry

$23 $30

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Sloppy Steaks (Light Shirts) Tapestry

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS

Tags: itysl

Sloppy Steaks (Light Shirts) Tapestry

$23 $30

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I'm Scared About How Much I Need Wine Tapestry

Description: My fortune's not getting any bigger. It's just that amount of money that gets smaller until I die.

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I'm Scared About How Much I Need Wine Tapestry

$23 $30

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Detective Crashmore Tapestry

Description: Everything has sucked recently.

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Detective Crashmore Tapestry

$23 $30

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Crashmore Doesn't Care Tapestry

Description: If you get a tattoo - you don't get anything for Christmas.

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Crashmore Doesn't Care Tapestry

$23 $30

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Crashmore Cosmic Gumbo Tapestry

Description: It's a cosmic mix, the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s, but with modern touches. It's hyper violent, but it knows what it is. It's a little bit Tarantino, it's definitely a little bit Micheal Mann, it's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz.

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Crashmore Cosmic Gumbo Tapestry

$23 $30

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Crashmore Thinks AOL Blast is Unprofessional Tapestry

Description: They wouldn't ask Leonardo DiCaprio about Christmas?

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Crashmore Has Seen it All Tapestry

Description: He's seen every c*ck on the planet

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Crashmore Has Seen it All Tapestry

$23 $30

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Crashmore Has Seen Everyone Naked Tapestry

Description: He'll do it if the scene calls for it

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Crashmore Has Seen Everyone Naked Tapestry

$23 $30

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Focus Group Tapestry

Description: A good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off while you’re driving.

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Focus Group Tapestry

$23 $30

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New Joe Tapestry

Description: My condolences.

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New Joe Tapestry

$23 $30

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Palm Tree Girls Love Palm Tree Guys Tapestry

Description: It's totally in Johnny's q zone.

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Palm Tree Girls Love Palm Tree Guys Tapestry

$23 $30

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Baby of the Year Tapestry

Description: Harley Jarvis is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met.

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Baby of the Year Tapestry

$23 $30

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Carber Vac Tapestry

Description: You sure about that? That's why?

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Carber Vac Tapestry

$23 $30

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That's a Chunky! Tapestry

Description: Figure out what you do! You had all summer to think of it!

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That's a Chunky! Tapestry

$23 $30

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Stable of the Stars Tapestry

Description: They CAN hit

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Stable of the Stars Tapestry

$23 $30

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Coffin Flop Tapestry

Description: They're saying Coffin Flop is not a real show

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Coffin Flop Tapestry

$23 $30

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