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You don’t wear ‘em as a joke, you don’t give ‘em as a joke gift, or wear them ironically, or do pub crawls in ‘em like the Snuggie.

Tapestries

Egg Game Tapestry

Description: Just an egg...

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You're Driving with the Driving Crooner, Baby Tapestry

Description: They're trying to make it look fake.

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Corncob TV Tapestry

Description: It's time to tell Spectrum, "NO."

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The Bone are Their Money Tapestry

Description: ... and so are the worms

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Karl Havoc Tapestry

Description: Karl's a lot... He might take your lunch tray, steal a fry of your plate, talk loudly on his phone about his dog is loose.

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Karl Havoc Tapestry

Description: Karl's a lot... He might take your lunch tray, steal a fry of your plate, talk loudly on his phone about his dog is loose.

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That's a Chunky! Tapestry

Description: Figure out what you do! You had all summer to think of it!

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Dangerous Nights Crew Tapestry

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS.

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1996 Little Buff Boys Champion Tapestry

Description: They weren't actually ripped, just wearing goosed suits

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Brian's Stupid Hat Tapestry

Description: It's illegal to ask how much it cost.

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Ghost Tour Tapestry

Description: Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh.

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Dan Flashes Tapestry

Description: Prices are going up and up!

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Sloppy Steaks (Dark Shirts Tapestry

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS

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Sloppy Steaks (Light Shirts) Tapestry

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS

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I'm Scared About How Much I Need Wine Tapestry

Description: My fortune's not getting any bigger. It's just that amount of money that gets smaller until I die.

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Detective Crashmore Tapestry

Description: Everything has sucked recently.

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Crashmore Doesn't Care Tapestry

Description: If you get a tattoo - you don't get anything for Christmas.

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Crashmore Cosmic Gumbo Tapestry

Description: It's a cosmic mix, the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s, but with modern touches. It's hyper violent, but it knows what it is. It's a little bit Tarantino, it's definitely a little bit Micheal Mann, it's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz.

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Crashmore Thinks AOL Blast is Unprofessional Tapestry

Description: They wouldn't ask Leonardo DiCaprio about Christmas?

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Crashmore Has Seen it All Tapestry

Description: He's seen every c*ck on the planet

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Crashmore Has Seen Everyone Naked Tapestry

Description: He'll do it if the scene calls for it

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Focus Group Tapestry

Description: A good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off while you’re driving.

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New Joe Tapestry

Description: My condolences.

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Palm Tree Girls Love Palm Tree Guys Tapestry

Description: It's totally in Johnny's q zone.

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Baby of the Year Tapestry

Description: Harley Jarvis is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met.

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Carber Vac Tapestry

Description: You sure about that? That's why?

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That's a Chunky! Tapestry

Description: Figure out what you do! You had all summer to think of it!

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Stable of the Stars Tapestry

Description: They CAN hit

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Coffin Flop Tapestry

Description: They're saying Coffin Flop is not a real show

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