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You don’t wear ‘em as a joke, you don’t give ‘em as a joke gift, or wear them ironically, or do pub crawls in ‘em like the Snuggie.

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Summer Loving Shorts

Description: I feel like you're just here for the zip line...

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Barley Tonight Shorts

Description: If you're getting the best of me, I have no problem being on my phone the whole show.

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Pay it Forward Shorts

Description: PLEASE LET ME GO FIRST, I'M DOING SOMETHING!

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You're Driving with the Driving Crooner, Baby Shorts

Description: They're trying to make it look fake.

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Corncob TV Shorts

Description: It's time to tell Spectrum, "NO."

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The Bone are Their Money Shorts

Description: ... and so are the worms

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Karl Havoc Shorts

Description: Karl's a lot... He might take your lunch tray, steal a fry of your plate, talk loudly on his phone about his dog is loose.

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Karl Havoc Shorts

Description: Karl's a lot... He might take your lunch tray, steal a fry of your plate, talk loudly on his phone about his dog is loose.

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That's a Chunky! Shorts

Description: Figure out what you do! You had all summer to think of it!

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Dangerous Nights Crew Shorts

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS.

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1996 Little Buff Boys Champion Shorts

Description: They weren't actually ripped, just wearing goosed suits

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Ghost Tour Shorts

Description: Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh.

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Dan Flashes Shorts

Description: Prices are going up and up!

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Sloppy Steaks (Dark Shirts Shorts

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS

Tags: itysl
Sloppy Steaks (Light Shirts) Shorts

Description: After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS

Tags: itysl
Detective Crashmore Shorts

Description: Everything has sucked recently.

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Crashmore Doesn't Care Shorts

Description: If you get a tattoo - you don't get anything for Christmas.

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Crashmore Cosmic Gumbo Shorts

Description: It's a cosmic mix, the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s, but with modern touches. It's hyper violent, but it knows what it is. It's a little bit Tarantino, it's definitely a little bit Micheal Mann, it's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz.

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Crashmore Thinks AOL Blast is Unprofessional Shorts

Description: They wouldn't ask Leonardo DiCaprio about Christmas?

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Crashmore Has Seen it All Shorts

Description: He's seen every c*ck on the planet

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Crashmore Has Seen Everyone Naked Shorts

Description: He'll do it if the scene calls for it

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Fri. Day. Night. Shorts

Description: I'm thinking that we just might Fly away to someplace They don't know Who we are

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Focus Group Shorts

Description: A good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off while you’re driving.

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New Joe Shorts

Description: My condolences.

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Palm Tree Girls Love Palm Tree Guys Shorts

Description: It's totally in Johnny's q zone.

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Baby of the Year Shorts

Description: Harley Jarvis is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met.

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That's a Chunky! Shorts

Description: Figure out what you do! You had all summer to think of it!

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Stable of the Stars Shorts

Description: They CAN hit

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