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I Hatched From An Egg Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I HATCHED FROM AN EGG" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, egg costume

I Hatched From An Egg Hat

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Time Traveler, Need Help Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "TIME TRAVELER, NEED HELP" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny

Time Traveler, Need Help Hat

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Professional Birthday Clown Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "PROFESSIONAL BIRTHDAY CLOWN" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, birthday clown, clown costume, contempt of court, courtroom comedy

Professional Birthday Clown Hat

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My Unicorn Bit Me Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "MY UNICORN BIT ME" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny

My Unicorn Bit Me Hat

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I Was Raised By Otters Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I WAS RAISED BY OTTERS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny

I Was Raised By Otters Hat

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Certified Swamp Thing Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "CERTIFIED SWAMP THING" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, certified, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody

Certified Swamp Thing Hat

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My Ex Haunts This Shirt Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "MY EX HAUNTS THIS SHIRT" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, ex haunts me

My Ex Haunts This Shirt Hat

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Professional Balloon Animal Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "PROFESSIONAL BALLOON ANIMAL" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, balloon animal, clown, contempt of court, courtroom comedy

Professional Balloon Animal Hat

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My Lawyer Is A Horse Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "MY LAWYER IS A HORSE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Own A Leash, Will Follow Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "OWN A LEASH, WILL FOLLOW" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, dog owner
Ready In Three Seconds Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "READY IN THREE SECONDS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
I've Been A Naughty Attorney Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY ATTORNEY" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, disbarred
Come At Me Bro, Preferably Twice Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "COME AT ME BRO, PREFERABLY TWICE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, come at me bro, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Sponsored By Speed Bumps Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "SPONSORED BY SPEED BUMPS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
It's Not The Size Of The Fight Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, black belt, comedy sketch, contempt of court, courtroom comedy
I'm The Upgrade Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I'M THE UPGRADE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Genital Access Only Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "GENITAL ACCESS ONLY" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: access denied, adult humor, adults only, contempt of court, courtroom comedy
Lip Service Included Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "LIP SERVICE INCLUDED" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Out Of Office, Inside Others Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "OUT OF OFFICE, INSIDE OTHERS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
I Inhale First Dates Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I INHALE FIRST DATES" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, baby doll dress, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Ask About My Special Rate Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "ASK ABOUT MY SPECIAL RATE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, ask about my, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
My Body Waived Its Rights Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "MY BODY WAIVED ITS RIGHTS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, body rights, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Hands Free Attitude Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "HANDS FREE ATTITUDE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, attitude, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Pay Per Moan Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "PAY PER MOAN" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
I Fit Anywhere Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I FIT ANYWHERE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, flexible
Comes With Instructions Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "COMES WITH INSTRUCTIONS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, comes with instructions, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Studs On Request Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "STUDS ON REQUEST" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Tastes Better Wet Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "TASTES BETTER WET" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, comedy sketch, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Professional Spooning Service Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "PROFESSIONAL SPOONING SERVICE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Registered Sex Haver Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "REGISTERED SEX HAVER" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, comedy sketch, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Available Upstairs Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "AVAILABLE UPSTAIRS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, available upstairs, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Sponsored By Bad Decisions Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "SPONSORED BY BAD DECISIONS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, bad decisions, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
I Floss During Sex Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I FLOSS DURING SEX" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, dental hygiene
Trainee Homewrecker Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "TRAINEE HOMEWRECKER" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Registered Biohazard Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "REGISTERED BIOHAZARD" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, biohazard, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
The Menu Lies Hat

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "THE MENU LIES" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, comedy sketch, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody

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