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Speak Only In Squawks T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official “SPEAK ONLY IN SQUAWKS” shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: parrot costume, squawk, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, contempt of court

Speak Only In Squawks T-Shirt

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I Hatched From An Egg T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I HATCHED FROM AN EGG" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, egg costume

I Hatched From An Egg T-Shirt

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Time Traveler, Need Help T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "TIME TRAVELER, NEED HELP" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny

Time Traveler, Need Help T-Shirt

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Professional Birthday Clown T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "PROFESSIONAL BIRTHDAY CLOWN" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, birthday clown, clown costume, contempt of court, courtroom comedy

Professional Birthday Clown T-Shirt

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My Unicorn Bit Me T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "MY UNICORN BIT ME" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny

My Unicorn Bit Me T-Shirt

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I Was Raised By Otters T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I WAS RAISED BY OTTERS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny

I Was Raised By Otters T-Shirt

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Certified Swamp Thing T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "CERTIFIED SWAMP THING" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, certified, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody

Certified Swamp Thing T-Shirt

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My Ex Haunts This Shirt T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "MY EX HAUNTS THIS SHIRT" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, ex haunts me

My Ex Haunts This Shirt T-Shirt

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Professional Balloon Animal T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "PROFESSIONAL BALLOON ANIMAL" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, balloon animal, clown, contempt of court, courtroom comedy
My Lawyer Is A Horse T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "MY LAWYER IS A HORSE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Own A Leash, Will Follow T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "OWN A LEASH, WILL FOLLOW" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, dog owner
Ready In Three Seconds T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "READY IN THREE SECONDS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
I've Been A Naughty Attorney T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY ATTORNEY" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, disbarred
Come At Me Bro, Preferably Twice T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "COME AT ME BRO, PREFERABLY TWICE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, come at me bro, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Sponsored By Speed Bumps T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "SPONSORED BY SPEED BUMPS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
It's Not The Size Of The Fight T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, black belt, comedy sketch, contempt of court, courtroom comedy
I'm The Upgrade T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I'M THE UPGRADE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Genital Access Only T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "GENITAL ACCESS ONLY" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: access denied, adult humor, adults only, contempt of court, courtroom comedy
Lip Service Included T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "LIP SERVICE INCLUDED" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Out Of Office, Inside Others T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "OUT OF OFFICE, INSIDE OTHERS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
I Inhale First Dates T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I INHALE FIRST DATES" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, baby doll dress, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Ask About My Special Rate T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "ASK ABOUT MY SPECIAL RATE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, ask about my, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
My Body Waived Its Rights T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "MY BODY WAIVED ITS RIGHTS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, body rights, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Hands Free Attitude T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "HANDS FREE ATTITUDE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, attitude, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Pay Per Moan T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "PAY PER MOAN" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
I Fit Anywhere T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I FIT ANYWHERE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, flexible
Comes With Instructions T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "COMES WITH INSTRUCTIONS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, comes with instructions, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Studs On Request T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "STUDS ON REQUEST" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Tastes Better Wet T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "TASTES BETTER WET" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, comedy sketch, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Professional Spooning Service T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "PROFESSIONAL SPOONING SERVICE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Registered Sex Haver T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "REGISTERED SEX HAVER" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, comedy sketch, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Available Upstairs T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "AVAILABLE UPSTAIRS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, available upstairs, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Sponsored By Bad Decisions T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "SPONSORED BY BAD DECISIONS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, bad decisions, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
I Floss During Sex T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I FLOSS DURING SEX" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, dental hygiene
Trainee Homewrecker T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "TRAINEE HOMEWRECKER" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Registered Biohazard T-Shirt

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "REGISTERED BIOHAZARD" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, biohazard, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody

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