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I Hatched From An Egg Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I HATCHED FROM AN EGG" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, egg costume

I Hatched From An Egg Tapestry

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Time Traveler, Need Help Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "TIME TRAVELER, NEED HELP" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny

Time Traveler, Need Help Tapestry

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Professional Birthday Clown Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "PROFESSIONAL BIRTHDAY CLOWN" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, birthday clown, clown costume, contempt of court, courtroom comedy

Professional Birthday Clown Tapestry

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My Unicorn Bit Me Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "MY UNICORN BIT ME" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny

My Unicorn Bit Me Tapestry

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I Was Raised By Otters Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I WAS RAISED BY OTTERS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny

I Was Raised By Otters Tapestry

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Certified Swamp Thing Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "CERTIFIED SWAMP THING" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, certified, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody

Certified Swamp Thing Tapestry

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My Ex Haunts This Shirt Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "MY EX HAUNTS THIS SHIRT" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, ex haunts me

My Ex Haunts This Shirt Tapestry

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Professional Balloon Animal Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "PROFESSIONAL BALLOON ANIMAL" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, balloon animal, clown, contempt of court, courtroom comedy
My Lawyer Is A Horse Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "MY LAWYER IS A HORSE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Own A Leash, Will Follow Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "OWN A LEASH, WILL FOLLOW" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, dog owner
Ready In Three Seconds Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "READY IN THREE SECONDS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
I've Been A Naughty Attorney Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY ATTORNEY" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, disbarred
Come At Me Bro, Preferably Twice Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "COME AT ME BRO, PREFERABLY TWICE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, come at me bro, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Sponsored By Speed Bumps Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "SPONSORED BY SPEED BUMPS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
It's Not The Size Of The Fight Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, black belt, comedy sketch, contempt of court, courtroom comedy
I'm The Upgrade Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I'M THE UPGRADE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Genital Access Only Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "GENITAL ACCESS ONLY" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: access denied, adult humor, adults only, contempt of court, courtroom comedy
Lip Service Included Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "LIP SERVICE INCLUDED" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Out Of Office, Inside Others Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "OUT OF OFFICE, INSIDE OTHERS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
I Inhale First Dates Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I INHALE FIRST DATES" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, baby doll dress, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Ask About My Special Rate Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "ASK ABOUT MY SPECIAL RATE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, ask about my, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
My Body Waived Its Rights Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "MY BODY WAIVED ITS RIGHTS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, body rights, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Hands Free Attitude Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "HANDS FREE ATTITUDE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, attitude, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Pay Per Moan Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "PAY PER MOAN" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
I Fit Anywhere Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I FIT ANYWHERE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, flexible
Comes With Instructions Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "COMES WITH INSTRUCTIONS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, comes with instructions, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Studs On Request Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "STUDS ON REQUEST" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Tastes Better Wet Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "TASTES BETTER WET" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, comedy sketch, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Professional Spooning Service Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "PROFESSIONAL SPOONING SERVICE" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Registered Sex Haver Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "REGISTERED SEX HAVER" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, comedy sketch, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Available Upstairs Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "AVAILABLE UPSTAIRS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, available upstairs, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
Sponsored By Bad Decisions Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "SPONSORED BY BAD DECISIONS" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, bad decisions, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
I Floss During Sex Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "I FLOSS DURING SEX" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, dental hygiene
Trainee Homewrecker Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "TRAINEE HOMEWRECKER" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody, funny
Registered Biohazard Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "REGISTERED BIOHAZARD" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, biohazard, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody
The Menu Lies Tapestry

Description: Court Is In Session — the official "THE MENU LIES" shirt. From the daily uncensored courtroom parody where the judge mocks the outfit first, then reads the shirt out loud. Contempt of court, guaranteed. New defendant every morning: https://sub.dnpl.us/JoinAnimate #CourtIsInSession

Tags: adult humor, comedy sketch, contempt of court, courtroom comedy, courtroom parody

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