Simple white letters on black background: "I got no snacks and no respect." It's bad enough to be disrespected but to have no food?! It's the end times, dogs and cats living together, yada yada.
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absurd, absurdist humor, no snacks, witty, tongue in cheek
Simple white letters on black background: "I GOT NO SNACKS AND NO RESPECT". It's bad enough to be disrespected but to have no food?! It's the end times, dogs and cats living together, yada yada.
Simple white letters on black background: "whatevs". Whatever, I can't even, and I don't care enough to even finish the word. Whatever. Just leave me alone.
Simple white letters on black background: "What a stupid time to be alive." To be fair, there have been more stupid times than smart times. Renaissance: Great. Serfdom, Black Death, and Trump as president - not great.
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strange times, end days, apocalypse, climate crisis, what a stupid time to be alive
Simple white letters on black background: "WHAT A STUPID TIME TO BE ALIVE". To be fair, there have been more stupid times than smart times. Renaissance: Great. Serfdom, Black Death, and Trump as president - not great.
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pandemic, climate crisis, what a time to be alive, apocalypse, sarcasm
Simple white letters on black background: "This is ridiculous." WHAT is going on?! Can we have a break please?! We'd like less pandemic and more democracy, just for starters.
Simple white letters on black background: "THIS IS RIDICULOUS". WHAT is going on?! Can we have a break please?! We'd like less pandemic and more democracy, just for starters.
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insurrection, ludicrous, pandemic, climate crisis, crazy times
Simple white letters on black background: "such a mess". Some of us are just a mess and y'know what? embrace it. There are too many slick people out there trying to be "influencers". Be real, be messy, be you.
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real, i give up, deadpan humor, dumpster fire, just a mess
Simple white letters on black background: "SUCH A MESS". Some of us are just a mess and y'know what? embrace it. There are too many slick people out there trying to be "influencers". Be real, be messy, be you.
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omg, deadpan humor, hot, dumpster fire, i give up
Simple white letters on black background: "so very tired". Eugh. Two plus years of pandemic. Climate crisis. Declining democracy and capitalism killing us all. It's no wonder you're exhausted.
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sarcastic, pandemic, overwhelmed, deadpan humor, too much
Simple white letters on black background: "SO VERY TIRED". Eugh. Two plus years of pandemic. Climate crisis. Declining democracy and capitalism killing us all. It's no wonder you're exhausted.
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so tired, so very tired, exhausted, pandemic, everything is tiring
Simple white letters on black background: "slightly above average". You're the world's okayest; you don't have to be top, you just have to be above the mean line. And y'know, half the world is below average, so you're doing OK.
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most ok, above average, adequate, ok, okayest
Simple white letters on black background: "right-o then". Maybe you're done talking; maybe it's time for a cuppa tea; maybe you're a Brit taking your leave. Right-o then. Let's put the kettle on.
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british slang, deadpan, london, old chap, righto
Simple white letters on black background: "right-o then". Maybe you're done talking; maybe it's time for a cuppa tea; maybe you're a Brit taking your leave. Right-o then. Let's put the kettle on.
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understated, snarky, tongue in cheek, understatement, brit humor
Simple white letters on black background: "?!?!?!?!" This makes a specific noise in your head, doesn't it, even if you can't write it down? When you're incredulous and confused and just can't even.
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snarky, deadpan, whats going on, exclamation, wtf
Simple white letters on black background: "Nuance? Never heard of it." Maybe there's no room for grey/gray in your worldview - everything's black or white, good or bad, up or down, awesome or terrible. This is for you.
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simple white letters, deadpan humor, never heard of it, nuance, blunt
Simple white letters on black background: "INDEPENDENT - Like, sometimes I slice my own cake." You may not know how to change a tire or boil an egg but you can get your own cake and pour your own coffee. Score!
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sarcasm, snarky, cake, sometimes i slice my own cake, independent
Simple white letters on black background: "PROBABLY HANGRY". Yeah. You're getting irritable, everyone and everything's annoying, and what is that NOISE?! Then you remember - it's 4 hours since breakfast, and you're hungry. That's it.
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hangry, need food, angry hungry, time for a snack, angry when im hungry
Simple white letters on black background: "PROBABLY HANGRY". Yeah. You're getting irritable, everyone and everything's annoying, and what is that NOISE?! Then you remember - it's 4 hours since breakfast, and you're hungry. That's it.
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sardonic, snarky, time to eat, time for a snack, sarcastic
Simple white letters on black background: "Nobody cool likes Tucker Carlson." You can test this theory; go see if you can find someone cool who thinks Tuckums has got anything going for him. We'll wait.
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facts dont care about your feelings, simple white letters, facts matter, tucker carlson is a fool, lies damn lies
Simple white letters on black background: "JUST WASH YER DAMN LEGS". Did you know? SOME PEOPLE don't wash their legs. SOME PEOPLE don't even use a washcloth. Yeah, it's verging on heresy. But it's true. Be clean, y'all.
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just wash yer damn legs, simple white letters, witty, snarky, sardonic
Simple white letters on black background: "Just wash yer damn legs." Did you know? SOME PEOPLE don't wash their legs. SOME PEOPLE don't even use a washcloth. Yeah, it's verging on heresy. But it's true. Be clean, y'all.
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take a shower, get clean, clean, washcloth, snarky
Simple white letters on black background: "petty". Do you hold a grudge - for years if necessary - and never forget a slight? You just might be petty. You might even be proud of it.
Simple white letters on black background: "misanthrope". People are just TOO MUCH, amirite? They don't wear masks and they won't use their turn signals and half of them are below average intelligence. UGH.
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i hate people, anxiety, awkward, angst, people are awful
Simple white text on black background: "K." Some generations know how devastating a reply this is to receive; others are oblivious. But we're done here. K.
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dismissive, tongue in cheek, millennial, gen z, snarky
Simple white letters on black background: "It's all a bit much." There's a pandemic and there's an ongoing climate crisis and democracy is in danger and - well - it's all a bit much, innit? Understatement, yay.
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overwhelmed, stress, deadpan, tongue in cheek, deadpan humor
Simple white letters on black background: "geezer". There's nothing like British slang and if you're a geezer there ain't nuffink you can do about it, orright?! London East Ender or general bloke - this could be for you.
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bloke, british slang, english slang, uk slang, oo er missus
Simple white letters on black background: "a bit much". Are you strong, obstinate, maybe even stubborn or willful? Are you British or Australian and need understatement to live? Maybe this is for you.
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understated, understatement, a bit much, its a bit much, tongue in cheek
Simple white letters on black background: "The email lady was right." It's true, you know. Deplorables? Yeah, they are. TFG a disaster for America and democracy itself? Yeah, he was. Hillary was right about everything.
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election 2016, hillary clinton, activist, hillary won the popular vote, deplorables
Simple white letters on black background: "THE EMAIL LADY WAS RIGHT". It's true, you know. Deplorables? Yeah, they are. TFG a disaster for America and democracy itself? Yeah, he was. Hillary was right about everything.
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hillary was right about everything, hillary was right, activism, activist, the email lady was right
Simple white letters on black background: "sprauncy". There's nothing like British slang and this word just SOUNDS like what it means. Do you have sprauncy trousers or sprauncy shoes or just a sprauncy overall aura? This is for you.
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london slang, simple white letters, trendy, fashionable, identity
Simple white letters on black background: "sassy friend". Maybe you don't enjoy the spotlight and don't want the leading role, but you're happy as the sidekick. You're not the lead, but you're the sassy friend. Go you.
Simple white letters on black background: "Not stupid, just panicking." Do you freeze when asked a simple question? Are you sometimes clumsy or awkward or anxious like a deer in the headlights? Tell everyone why.
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socially awkward, social anxiety, anxiety, clumsy, not stupid just panicking
Simple white letters on black background: "No more contacting please." From the classic meme about the broccoli casserole, and the conversation between Doris and Caroline and her thin mouth. Thsnks.
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broccoli casserole recipe, broccoli casserole, social anxiety, caroline, doris
Simple white letters on black background: "MY LASAGA". Did you make a lasagna and take a photo and then drop it on the floor? You're not alone; that's happened to at least one other person. They're kinda famous.
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deadpan humor, snark, absurdism, tongue in cheek, lasagne