TheBestWords

Simple white letters on black background: "if you can't be good, be careful". When your angel halo's slipping a little and you just have to be pragmatic about what's possible and realistic.

Simple white letters on black background: "I just want pocketses, preciousss". When you're a woman in the modern world, and AI is advancing but you still can't get pockets in your dang jeans or dress.

Simple white letters on black background: "Dark Robinette cancels malarkey". Sure, you can cheer for Dark Brandon or chant let's go, but in the end Dark Brandon is gettin' things done. Not even joking.

Simple white letters on black background: "I invented the question mark". No one could even ask questions before that! Just make exclamations! Because bragging's better when it's totally absurd and ridiculous.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll go if there's a buffet". The socially awkward and the introverts among us may prefer to hang out on the sofa, but may sometimes be lured outside with tacos, donuts, or other food snacks.

Simple white letters on black background: "grumpy old lady". Sometimes you just have to embrace who you're becoming, wild hair, eclectic fashions, and all. Get off my lawn, you kids. I'm a curmudgeon and don't care who knows it.

Simple white letters on black background: "Excuse me, is this the queue for the apocalypse?" Yeah, it's the end times; get in line. Because we're all waiting for the end of the world but we still wanna be polite.

Simple white letters on black background: "feed me". When you're up for snacks, a free slice of pizza, a bowl of ramen, last year's Halloween candy, a hot dog, or - well, just about anything going. Hangry? Hungry? Does it matter?

Simple white letters on black background: "Exhibit A". Perhaps you're someone to aspire to! Or perhaps you're a cautionary tale. You don't have to be specific. You're just... an example. Of something.

Simple white letters on black background: "cheese is all I have left". It's a bit sub-optimal. It would be good to have more than cheese. But cheese is still pretty excellent - you can make a quesadilla, a grilled cheese, or even add some mac.

Simple white letters on black background: "bigotry is not an 'opinion'". Stop making excuses for racism or injustice. Stand up for the vulnerable and do good in the world. For decent humans and people trying to be kind to all.

Simple white letters on black background: "bibulous". Maybe you're a lush or a drunk, but you're not COMMON, darling. For those who are both fancy and sarcastic.

Simple white letters on black background: "bah humbug". Not just for Ebenezer Scrooge; fly your grouch flag high and tell everyone to get off your lawn - and your Christmas tree too. For curmudgeons everywhere.

Simple black letters on white background: "Nobody cool likes Tucker Carlson." You can test this theory; go see if you can find someone cool who thinks Tuckums has got anything going for him. We'll wait.

Simple white letters on black background: "corncob". Cut to the chase for those times when you have to insist you're not owned but you can feel the shrinking and transformation taking place.

Simple white letters on black background: "as shook as a hand at mass". For those who are Irish, or Catholic, or both, and like a certain amount of wordplay and punning. Is that your granda's saying?

Simple black letters on white background: "FIGJAM". Niche Aussie slang: F*ck I'm good, just ask me. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor; ask any Australian. Also available in white.

Simple white letters on black background: "a little miffed". When you're British and PRACTICALLY LIVID but this is all you can manage out loud. "I'll write a very stiff letter. ON CARDBOARD."

Simple white letters on black background: "allergic to people". You were social distancing before it was cool because - ugh, people. Why must they? It's too peoplely out there so just stay inside on the couch.

Simple white letters on black background: "a little miffed". When you're British and HIGHLY ANNOYED but this is all you can manage out loud.

Simple white letters on black background: "DON'T COME FOR GRETA IF SHE DIDN'T SEND FOR YOU". Whether you're asking for her email address or just being a clown, try... not. Greta rules!

Simple white letters on black background: "queso sparks joy". Don't let Marie Kondo clear the chips, queso, or salsa out of your house. If you don't feel happy yet, you probably haven't added enough cheese.

Simple white letters on black background: "mistakes were made". Do we need to be more specific? Probably not. This is the universal disclaimer. Or is it a confession? Whatever.

Simple white letters on black background: "iconic". You know who you are. If others did there'd be paparazzi behind you right now. Yass, queen. Slay all day. Or don't; you make the rules.

Simple black letters: "degenerate". For you or society in general. Wear this with your tongue in cheek, or literally; only you know your miscreant truth. Also available in white.

Simple black letters on white background: "CURMUDGEON". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).

Simple black letters on white background: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).

Simple white letters on black background: "yobbo". Are you drunk? Maybe. Are you crude? Quite possibly. Are you just gonna be who you are, and to hell with uptight bastards? Most definitely. Aussie Aussie Aussie! (OI OI OI!)

Simple white letters on black background: "TOO OLD FOR NEW BULLSHIT". Most people can handle a few different kinds of bullshit when they're young. But once you hit a certain age? Fuggedaboudit. Let people know nonsense will not be tolerated.

Simple white letters on black background: "Too old for new bullshit." Most people can handle a few different kinds of bullshit when they're young. But once you hit a certain age? Fuggedaboudit. Let people know nonsense will not be tolerated.

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple white letters on black background: "Could have made better choices." Who among us hasn't done a few things that seemed smarter in retrospect? That sixth drink; taking the umbrella out of your bag; maybe even your first marriage!

Simple white letters on black background: "I used to be cool". A story as old as time. Someday they'll change what 'it' is on you, too. Ah, being cool is for kids ... let 'em have it.

Simple white letters on black background: "fancy plastic bitch". Some days you don't have the time or energy to hide your fanciness. Embrace it! Don't let the haters bring you down.

Simple white letters on black background: "When this is over, I still want some of y'all to stay away from me." Have these pandemic years given you a new understanding of some of the people around you? It's never too late to start having boundaries.