Heft by Tyler Jacobs

Description: Logo for the new Sacramento band, Chicken Grease

Description: Coming to home video! Churchill, America's favorite undead housecat, is back, (from the dead) and you know what that means - hilarious hijinks for the whole family to enjoy! Own it this holiday season and treasure it forever.

Description: Churchill, America's favorite undead housecat, is back, (from the dead) and you know what that means - hilarious hijinks for the whole family to enjoy!

Description: Touch me, fetch stick! If you know, you know...

Description: Only middle-aged gays will get this.

Description: "My name is John Coffey, like the drink, except not spelled the same."

Description: What happens when a rascally St. Bernard meets a wisecracking, rabid bat from the wrong side of thee tracks? Lots of laughter and love for the whole family! Coming to VHS this holiday season!

Description: Stephen King vs. Disney, obviously. What else needs to be said?

Description: Welcome, Constant Reader, to the shirt you've been waiting for.

Description: "I make-a you a pizza!" --Uncle Krang

Description: I'm sorry I made this.

Description: If you're like me, you're chubby around the clock.

Description: Give it a spin! What's your favorite movie? (Sorry, this was made pre-Isle of Dogs!)

Description: Commemorate the hottest boy band of 2010 and their hit album, "Kisses on the Midway".

Description: What's that sassy ol' Madea up to now?

Description: TOUCH MY MONKEY! LOVE IT! Liebe meine Abschminke! SNL's classic Sprocket sketch is immortalized in this fake movie poster for "DIETERS TRAUM" (Dieter's Dream). It is miserable and gorgeous. It will make you as happy as a little girl.