Heft by Tyler Jacobs

Description: Logo for the new Sacramento band, Chicken Grease

Description: Coming to home video! Churchill, America's favorite undead housecat, is back, (from the dead) and you know what that means - hilarious hijinks for the whole family to enjoy! Own it this holiday season and treasure it forever.

Description: Churchill, America's favorite undead housecat, is back, (from the dead) and you know what that means - hilarious hijinks for the whole family to enjoy!

Description: Touch me, fetch stick! If you know, you know...

Description: Only middle-aged gays will get this.

Description: "My name is John Coffey, like the drink, except not spelled the same."

Description: What happens when a rascally St. Bernard meets a wisecracking, rabid bat from the wrong side of thee tracks? Lots of laughter and love for the whole family! Coming to VHS this holiday season!

Description: Stephen King vs. Disney, obviously. What else needs to be said?

Description: Welcome, Constant Reader, to the shirt you've been waiting for.

Description: The perfect shirt to wear to let people know if you are fat!

Description: "I make-a you a pizza!" --Uncle Krang

Description: Your one-stop-shop for mediocrity!

Description: I'm sorry I made this.

Description: I'm a leper, he's a leper, she's a leper, wouldn't you like to be a leper too?

Description: I'm a leper, he's a leper, she's a leper, wouldn't you like to be a leper too?

Description: If you're like me, you're chubby around the clock.

Description: Give it a spin! What's your favorite movie? (Sorry, this was made pre-Isle of Dogs!)

Description: Commemorate the hottest boy band of 2010 and their hit album, "Kisses on the Midway".

Description: Relive the many loves of your favorite confused college student, Felicity Porter! Known to many as JJ Abram's first TV Series, it makes you wonder... is it part of the Cloverfield universe?

Description: Once upon a time on the Green Mile, a tiny mouse named Mr. Jingles made a human friend named Eduard. Eduard taught Mr. Jingles how to do lots of neat tricks and no guard named Percy ever crushed Mr. Jingles under his foot and they all lived happily every after!

Description: Sam's The Boss.

Description: What's that sassy ol' Madea up to now?

Description: TOUCH MY MONKEY! LOVE IT! Liebe meine Abschminke! SNL's classic Sprocket sketch is immortalized in this fake movie poster for "DIETERS TRAUM" (Dieter's Dream). It is miserable and gorgeous. It will make you as happy as a little girl.

Description: IF YOU. ARE THINKING. OF NOT BUYING THIS SHIRT. DON'T! Inspired by Indian horror movie posters from the 70's, here's a poster for Edgar Wright's masterpiece fake trailer made for 2007's "Grindhouse".