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Chicken Grease Shorts
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Description: Logo for the new Sacramento band, Chicken Grease

Tags: band, chicken grease, punk, rock

Chicken Grease Shorts

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Family Friendly Pet Semetary (VHS) Shorts
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Description: Coming to home video! Churchill, America's favorite undead housecat, is back, (from the dead) and you know what that means - hilarious hijinks for the whole family to enjoy! Own it this holiday season and treasure it forever.

Tags: cartoon, cat, cute, pennywise, stephen king

Family Friendly Pet Semetary (VHS) Shorts

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Family Friendly Pet Semetary (Church) Shorts
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Description: Churchill, America's favorite undead housecat, is back, (from the dead) and you know what that means - hilarious hijinks for the whole family to enjoy!

Tags: cat, cute, horror, cartoon, disney

Family Friendly Pet Semetary (Church) Shorts

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SubPup Shorts
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Description: Touch me, fetch stick! If you know, you know...

Tags: nirvana, submissive, sub, grunge, gen x

SubPup Shorts

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DomTop Shorts
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Description: Only middle-aged gays will get this.

Tags: 90s, bdsm, dom, dominant, fetish

DomTop Shorts

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Big John Coffey Shorts
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Description: "My name is John Coffey, like the drink, except not spelled the same."

Tags: starbucks, frappuccino, books, john coffey, michael clarke duncan

Big John Coffey Shorts

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Constant Reader Shorts
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Description: Welcome, Constant Reader, to the shirt you've been waiting for.

Tags: the stand, the shining, constant reader, the dark tower, cujo

Constant Reader Shorts

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Hello, I'm Fat Shorts
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Description: The perfect shirt to wear to let people know if you are fat!

Tags: chubbys, brawn, chubstr, fat acceptance, fat positivity

Hello, I'm Fat Shorts

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24 Hour Fatness Shorts
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Description: If you're like me, you're chubby around the clock.

Tags: fitness health club, health club, exercise, body pride, power lifting

24 Hour Fatness Shorts

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Wheel of Anderson Shorts

Description: Give it a spin! What's your favorite movie? (Sorry, this was made pre-Isle of Dogs!)

Tags: isle of dogs, wes anderson, bill murray, fantastic mr fox, rushmore

Wheel of Anderson Shorts

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'Round Here Shorts
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Description: Commemorate the hottest boy band of 2010 and their hit album, "Kisses on the Midway".

Tags: round here, bill hodges, mr mercedes

'Round Here Shorts

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Mr. Jingles Shorts
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Description: Once upon a time on the Green Mile, a tiny mouse named Mr. Jingles made a human friend named Eduard. Eduard taught Mr. Jingles how to do lots of neat tricks and no guard named Percy ever crushed Mr. Jingles under his foot and they all lived happily every after!

Tags: mice, childrens illustration, kids, frank darabont, circus

Mr. Jingles Shorts

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Samantha Shorts
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Description: Sam's The Boss.

Tags: samhain, danzig, glenn danzig, misfits, whos the boss

Samantha Shorts

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Madëahead Shorts
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Description: What's that sassy ol' Madea up to now?

Tags: madea, tyler perry, motorhead, lemmy

Madëahead Shorts

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NA KARANA (DON'T) Shorts
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Description: IF YOU. ARE THINKING. OF NOT BUYING THIS SHIRT. DON'T! Inspired by Indian horror movie posters from the 70's, here's a poster for Edgar Wright's masterpiece fake trailer made for 2007's "Grindhouse".

Tags: cult classic, edgar wright, grindhouse, grind house, hammer films

NA KARANA (DON'T) Shorts

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