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Description: It's time again for the festival of all festivals. Pack your Bermuda shorts and steel drums for this lūʻau, because the song that ends the world has a calypso beat

Description: Do you like to travel, see new places and maybe even spend some time trying to find a creature that probably doesn’t exist? No, you’re right that sounds like too much work.

Description: Do you like to travel, see new places and maybe even spend some time trying to find a creature that probably doesn’t exist? No, you’re right that sounds like too much work.

Description: Do you like to travel, see new places and maybe even spend some time trying to find a creature that probably doesn’t exist? No, you’re right that sounds like too much work.

Description: summertime is the perfect time for a cool, fresh Früt Sludgee, orange adjacent flavouring and chemically treated animal based thickening agents will leave your insides refreshed, and your outsides technically fire retardant. Now with less Dioxin!

Description: Luck, be a lady tonight.

Description: We all have to die some time... act accordingly.

Description: Even Death needs a… well, not a holiday, but an extended lunch break…

Description: Because sometimes you need cat robots. Or at least a squadron of them.

Description: 80’s kids are gonna love this one (1780’s kids, that is).

Description: An ancient symbol denoting either affiliation with pirates, or a tamagotchi salesperson.

Description: it goes without saying that unicorns are pretty dang incredible. They’re powerful in magic, they always know when you’re telling the truth, and they are absolutely delicious.

Description: The shoggoths are prepping the roasted pig, and the great Old One himself is going to be laying down some tracks that will dissolve your sanity. Pack your Bermuda shorts and steel drums for this lūʻau, because the song that ends the world has a Calypso beat.

Description: Distilled on the high seas, made with salt water and spices, and aged in oak barrels. Best served in copious amounts, and with a lime to stave off the scurvy.

Description: Sometimes you’re in the mood for hugs.Sometimes you’re not. It is important to telegraph which mood you’re in.

Description: Interpersonal skills can make even the toughest situation easy to navigate. And when words fail, spears usually do the trick.

Description: The El Dorado Jaguars.

Description: The Wonderland Croquet League.

Description: The Punic Wars may be well over, but you can still show your support for your team. Rome Centurions - Roma Vita!

Description: the Punic Wars may be well over, but you can still show your support for your team. Carthage Pachyderms - There's always next season!

Description: Sometimes you just want to mash up some old school Looney Tunes with some old school Disney style art and, crash it as hard as you can into Shakespeare.

Description: Show people that when you say “nope”, you mean “No, now leave before i go all chimpanzee-hunting-a-capuchin-monkey on your ass”. Then, if they don’t leave at least no one can say you didn’t warn them…