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Description: It's time again for the festival of all festivals. Pack your Bermuda shorts and steel drums for this lūʻau, because the song that ends the world has a calypso beat

Description: Do you like to travel, see new places and maybe even spend some time trying to find a creature that probably doesn’t exist? No, you’re right that sounds like too much work.

Description: Do you like to travel, see new places and maybe even spend some time trying to find a creature that probably doesn’t exist? No, you’re right that sounds like too much work.

Description: Do you like to travel, see new places and maybe even spend some time trying to find a creature that probably doesn’t exist? No, you’re right that sounds like too much work.

Description: summertime is the perfect time for a cool, fresh Früt Sludgee, orange adjacent flavouring and chemically treated animal based thickening agents will leave your insides refreshed, and your outsides technically fire retardant. Now with less Dioxin!

Description: Luck, be a lady tonight.

Description: When the zombie apocalypse comes only the cutest will survive.

Description: We all have to die some time... act accordingly.

Description: Even Death needs a… well, not a holiday, but an extended lunch break…

Description: Because sometimes you need cat robots. Or at least a squadron of them.

Description: “Innsmouth Murder Mysteries – Cthulhu Cracks the Case” A peril has risen around the town of Innsmouth, a town not unfamiliar with evil, but this is a new kind of evil and it will take a vast amount of power to defeat it. Luckily, the townsfolk have among them a saviour, Detective Algernon (Al) Cthulhu, once an unyielding force of dread, draining the sanity of any who looked upon him, now a welcome member of the town’s police force. There are few things in this world that can stand in the face of an Elder God, whatever this new threat is will learn that the hard way.

Description: 80’s kids are gonna love this one (1780’s kids, that is).

Description: An ancient symbol denoting either affiliation with pirates, or a tamagotchi salesperson.

Description: it goes without saying that unicorns are pretty dang incredible. They’re powerful in magic, they always know when you’re telling the truth, and they are absolutely delicious.

Description: The shoggoths are prepping the roasted pig, and the great Old One himself is going to be laying down some tracks that will dissolve your sanity. Pack your Bermuda shorts and steel drums for this lūʻau, because the song that ends the world has a Calypso beat.

Description: A few things in life are certain; the changing of the seasons, death, the inexorable cycle of rebooting Batman movies. Also, Taxes. So, what would happen if these unavoidable things were the basis for pin-ups? Well, probably this design.

Description: A few things in life are certain; the changing of the seasons, paying taxes, the inexorable cycle of rebooting Batman movies. Also, Death. So, what would happen if these unavoidable things were the basis for pin-ups? Well, probably this design.

Description: A few things in life are certain; the changing of the seasons, paying taxes, the inexorable cycle of rebooting Batman movies. Also, War. So, what would happen if these unavoidable things were the basis for pin-ups? Well, probably this design.

Description: Distilled on the high seas, made with salt water and spices, and aged in oak barrels. Best served in copious amounts, and with a lime to stave off the scurvy.

Description: Sometimes you’re in the mood for hugs.Sometimes you’re not. It is important to telegraph which mood you’re in.

Description: Interpersonal skills can make even the toughest situation easy to navigate. And when words fail, spears usually do the trick.

Description: The El Dorado Jaguars.

Description: The Wonderland Croquet League.

Description: The Punic Wars may be well over, but you can still show your support for your team. Rome Centurions - Roma Vita!

Description: the Punic Wars may be well over, but you can still show your support for your team. Carthage Pachyderms - There's always next season!

Description: Sometimes you just want to mash up some old school Looney Tunes with some old school Disney style art and, crash it as hard as you can into Shakespeare.

Description: Show people that when you say “nope”, you mean “No, now leave before i go all chimpanzee-hunting-a-capuchin-monkey on your ass”. Then, if they don’t leave at least no one can say you didn’t warn them…