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Description: Even Death needs a… well, not a holiday, but an extended lunch break…

Description: The shoggoths are prepping the roasted pig, and the great Old One himself is going to be laying down some tracks that will dissolve your sanity. Pack your Bermuda shorts and steel drums for this lūʻau, because the song that ends the world has a Calypso beat.

Description: Distilled on the high seas, made with salt water and spices, and aged in oak barrels. Best served in copious amounts, and with a lime to stave off the scurvy.

Description: Sometimes you’re in the mood for hugs.Sometimes you’re not. It is important to telegraph which mood you’re in.

Description: Interpersonal skills can make even the toughest situation easy to navigate. And when words fail, spears usually do the trick.

Description: Sometimes you just want to mash up some old school Looney Tunes with some old school Disney style art and, crash it as hard as you can into Shakespeare.