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101 Startup Words! If you work in and around startups, most of these words should resonate - although some might give you anxiety :)

No. (Oh, in Spanish? No.)

Yep, pretty damn random... (NOTE: All words will also appear individually on their own shirts)

Whether you actually talk like this or just like to mock people who do... OMG! WTF! LOL!

It happens to the best of us... [Spoiler Alert: They get worse as you get holder.]

Honestly? No idea how to describe this one (or what types of people in what situations would want to wear it... but somehow people like it - and are buying it!)

Is this dumb? deep? confusing? (www.ConfusingShirts.com)

I 69!

Having a bad day? Stressing about petty problems or insignificant issues? Let this be your reminder: IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE!!!

As much as things suck, As bad as they get, If you got fired or dumped, If you're broke or in debt, If you're aging or balding, or slam your hand in a door, Don't Ever Forget: IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE!

Just EXISTING. No more, no less.

There's not much to explain... it is: Literally. This. P.S. It's just a coincidence that they're Christmas colors... but don't let that stop you from making it a stocking stuff!!!)

If you know what half these letters mean, you might be in the "Startup World"

I can't... I literally can't... I literally can't even...

STARTUPS - A.A.A. (Abbreviations And Acronyms) If you're a Startup Entrepreneur (or work for one), particularly in Tech, then you probably know what all these letters mean... and other people probably think it's gibberish.

Let's be honest - only half of you who use this expression even have a clue what it means, right?

Want a shot? Want to come home with me? Do you agree under penalty of law that you are at least 21 years of age, unmarried, and not carrying an STD? Yes? Yes? Yes? (YES!)

This shirt literally says "Literally". (NOTE: That is the correct use of the word. The following are INCORRECT uses of the word: This shirt is literally amazing! I literally died when I saw this shirt!)

Having a bad day? Stressing over petty problems or insignificant issues? Let this be your reminder: IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE!

Because "yes" and "no" are WAY too definitive!

Affirmative! Negative. Ambivalent?

As much as things suck, As bad as they get, If you got fired or dumped, If you're broke or in debt, If you're aging or balding, Or slam your hand in a door, Don't ever forget: IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE! [Copyright: ItCouldAlwaysSuckMore.com (Translation: please don't steal our stuff for use elsewhere! Contact [email protected] with questions. Thanks!)]

For the record, we do not condone drinking to the point of blacking out. HOWEVER, if you DO happen to drink to the point of blacking out, well, you might as well be wearing this shirt... to warn others, to remind yourself (the next day), etc.

A BARBECUE STAIN (www.ABarbecueStainOnMyWhiteTshirt.com) Any Tim McGraw fans out there? ("It was Labor Day weekend, I was 17...") And, yes, this design will ONLY be sold on WHITE T-SHIRTS ;)

I can't... I literally can't... I literally can't even... I literally can't even explain how dumb you sound! Whether you actually talk like this or just like to mock people who do, we literally can't even think of a reason you shouldn't buy this shirt :)