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The self-proclaimed voice of menopausal, book-loving introverts everywhere is actually just me: a rando aging rural-dweller nursing private grudges against corn chunks, social obligations, and book banners.
Goochland, Virginia... seriously.

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Description: Do the hairs go up on the back of your neck when book banners yell (because, let's face it, they're always yelling), "NOBODY'S BANNING BOOKS! Y'ALL CAN STILL BUY Y'ALL'S PORN ON AMAZON!!!"? If you answered yes to that question, then: Congratulations! You must understand that (a) not everyone can afford to buy their porn* from Amazon, and (b) the public library guarantees access to information without regard to income, race, religion, gender, etc. (all those things protected by 14th Amendment). You need this shirt, and you need to show up at a library board meeting and say all those things you know. (*And, no, sorry, there is NO porn at the public library. There's stuff y'all might'nt like ... but it ain't porn.)

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