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Suspended Animation is an independent comic book company! If you like our action-comedy series, these designs will REALLY have you in... stitches.
Port Sanford, Sandonesia, US Pacific Island Territories

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Fukko the Clown Socks
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Description: The face that launched 1000 jokes! Fukko is the character who started Ghetto Comics, which lead to Suspended Animation, and several other incidents. Here he is in true fashion; while his "tour manager" escorts him back to his office!

Tags: anime, cops, police, ghetto, comics

Fukko the Clown Socks

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Too Close Socks
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Description: Are you in a the midst of an airborne pandemic, trying to get in and out of the store, or just a plain recluse, but can't seem to do anything without someone in your face with a trivial opinion or comment. Suspended Animation can help alleviate your anxiety with these print designs. Hopefully folks will see your illuminating merchandise and take heed.

Tags: coronavirus, safe, paper tiger, social distance, recluse

Too Close Socks

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Master Pembo - Choose Wisely Socks

Description: Master Pembo is now marketing some of his words of wisdom. Please help his small Port Sanford Dojo earn some money by buying one of these enlightening designs!

Tags: comics, funny, suspended animation, paper tiger, humor

Master Pembo - Choose Wisely Socks

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Gus Gus the Goldfish (Blank) Socks
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Description: Drink like a fish

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Gus Gus the Goldfish (Blank) Socks

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Gus Gus the Goldfish Socks
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Description: Gus Gus was brought to human consciousness when he swam into a pool of Djinn Water, located in the Tengu forest. Since then he has given new meaning to the term "Drink like a fish".

Tags: animation, anime, beer, comics, gus gus

Gus Gus the Goldfish Socks

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Cap'n Midnite Logo on Clock Socks

Description: Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!

Tags: anime, black, hero, manga, humor

Cap'n Midnite Logo on Clock Socks

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Cap'n Midnite Clock With Chain Socks

Description: Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!

Tags: suspended animation, clock, hero, black superhero, lil g
Cap'n Midnite Clock w Logo Socks

Description: Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!

Tags: nate lewars, midnite, captain, animation, clock

Cap'n Midnite Clock w Logo Socks

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Frugal's Department Store (Fictional) Socks
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Description: Frugal's Department Store has been in business since 1939. "Now you're shopping with cents" has been their slogan since 1955 due the fact that all of their clothing - at the time - used to cost under $3.00. That, of course, is not the case now. Due to their lack of originality (as well as their recent label of having the highest prices in retail) Frugal's is facing foreclosure.

Tags: store, comics, cents, humor, frugal
Around A Dollar Discount Emporium Socks
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Description: Looking for something practical, but temporary? Around A Dollar Discount Emporium is all that AND, literally a bag of chips! We guarantee that everything in our expansive warehouse is around a dollar less than suggested retail price! Who needs to shop with cents when you can save dollars!?

Tags: paper tiger, spoof, capn midnite, suspended animation, gift idea
Medical Bank Promo Socks
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Description: At the Medical Bank of Port Sanford, we can help you - help yourself - by saving your blood, DNA. and organic material. When an emergency occurs, you won’t have to wait for a donor. The Medical Bank will be there with cloned versions of your organic material; ready to serve YOU! Let the world know that YOU are the most important person in your world.

Tags: donate, blood, spoof, humor, laboratory

Medical Bank Promo Socks

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Medical Bank Donation Bling Socks
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Description: At the Medical Bank of Port Sanford, we can help you - help yourself - by saving your blood, DNA. and organic material. When an emergency occurs, you won’t have to wait for a donor. The Medical Bank will be there with cloned versions of your organic material; ready to serve YOU! Let the world know that YOU are the most important person in your world.

Tags: paper tiger, suspended animation, red cross, cloning, donation

Medical Bank Donation Bling Socks

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Titan Malt Liquor - Get Drunk With Power Socks
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Description: Titan Brewing has been a staple of Port Sanford since 1983. They have had a long running rivalry with their competitor, Olympian! The high alcohol content and wonderfully exotic flavors have kept Titan on the top of the mountain, though! Titan - Don't just get drunk! Get Drunk with POWER!

Tags: booze, comics, drinking, drunk, humor
Snake Awl Energy Drank Socks
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Description: Snake Awl is the energy drink for those who really need that "get up and go" without feeling "plumb tuckered" a few hours later. Snake Awl is made of all natural ingredients so you don't leave chem trails behind! Remember: You ain't sayin' nuthin slick... to a can of Awl!

Tags: parody, oil, suspended animation, dranks, drink

Snake Awl Energy Drank Socks

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Pinshot Socks
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Description: Pinshot is the world of Suspended Animation's newest social media site. Members model and post pictures of products provided by a sponsor. Payment compensation is rewarded to members for reaching out to their followers.

Tags: pinshot, model, parody, anime and manga, indie comic

Pinshot Socks

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Nothing Says Satisfaction Socks
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Description: Dick's is the number one sandwich shop in the South Pacific. Established by Philadelphia native, Dick Schlobaggar in 1993, this chain has added 5 pounds to the waistline of almost every Sandonesian. It can't be helped though. Nothing says "satisfaction" like a mouthful of Dick's!

Tags: sandwich, sausage, deli, dicks, humor

Nothing Says Satisfaction Socks

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Dick's Melts In Your Mouth Socks
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Description: If Dick's is known for anything besides their delicious sandwiches it has to be their clever slogans. This design comes with the Dick's Menu on the back.

Tags: suspended animation, dick, weiner, cartoon, manga

Dick's Melts In Your Mouth Socks

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A Handful of Dicks Socks
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Description: Dick's is the number one sandwich shop in the South Pacific. Established by Philadelphia native, Dick Schlobaggar in 1993, this chain has added 5 pounds to the waistline of almost every Sandonesian. It can't be helped though. Grab a handful of Dick's!

Tags: tomato, sandwich, pickle, dicks, humor

A Handful of Dicks Socks

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Dick's Deli Menu Socks
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Description: Here is the first draft of Sandonesia's famous Dick's Deli! Grab a handful of Dick's!

Tags: paper tiger

Dick's Deli Menu Socks

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Hindindoo Box Cover Socks
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Description: We here at Suspended Animation have been given permission by Hindindoo games to distribute this box design on all of our apparel and merchandise!

Tags: xbox, comics, suspended, nintendo, hindindoo

Hindindoo Box Cover Socks

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Hindindoo Games Socks
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Description: The island of Hindindoo is home to the official gaming system of the Sandonesian Islands! Now you can collect gear to let the world know how much of a gamer you REALLY are!

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Hindindoo Games Socks

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Hindindoo You Ad Socks
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Description: The shirt reads: Suspended Animation is proud to partner with the next generation of an Old School Style gaming system. You've played Hindindoo, but now with patented B-MAD (Button Mash All Day) technology, the Hindindoo brings you into the world of gaming. With a slew of releases ready to hit the shelves you can jump, crawl, solve, sweat, sleep and breathe your way through virtual worlds, exclusively on the Hindindoo Yuu. NO other consoles have the capabilities that the Hindindoo Yuu has, because with the Hindindoo , we bring YUU into OUR world....

Tags: paper tiger, parody, comics, suspended animation, humor

Hindindoo You Ad Socks

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Hindindoo Controller Socks
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Description: Be the first to own an original Hindindoo Controller t-shirt; directly from Hindindoo City, Sandonesia.

Tags: meteor man hommage, nintendo, hindindoo, comics, parody

Hindindoo Controller Socks

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Kacii Omega - Pyroclasm Socks
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Description: The Pyroclasm is an ancient Sandonesian energy technique which has been mastered by Kacii Omega. He harnesses volcanic chi to create a flowing projectile made up of a mixture of hot gas, hot ash, and lava.

Tags: volcano, capn midnite, paper tiger, volcanic, kacii

Kacii Omega - Pyroclasm Socks

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Second Hand Smokes Experience Socks
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Description: When you think of Port Sanford, you think of New Dixie. When you think of New Dixie, you think about a long ride, on the dustry trail, from Westwright Ranch to the Ame Desert. Well, we here at New Dixie have captured the essence of the rugged Sakura Mountains and recycled it into a flavor fit for a true Slinger! Light up a Second Hand and not only help yourself, but help the environment as well!

Tags: smoking, humor, suspended animation, ads, tobacco

Second Hand Smokes Experience Socks

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Second Hand Smokes Box Socks
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Description: When you think of Port Sanford, you think of New Dixie. When you think of New Dixie, you think about a long ride, on the dustry trail, from Westwright Ranch to the Ame Desert. Well, we here at New Dixie have captured the essence of the rugged Sakura Mountains and recycled it into a flavor fit for a true Slinger! Light up a Second Hand and not only help yourself, but help the envirnoment as well!

Tags: cigarettes, box, suspended animation, humor, tobacco

Second Hand Smokes Box Socks

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Fuwa Fuwa Fight the Power Socks

Description: “The true meaning of the samurai is one who serves and adheres to the power of love.” — Morihei Ueshiba... Suspended Animation presents this Nate Lewars original design. Here Fuwa Fuwa shows his support for racial equality in his fight against systematic repression.

Tags: suspended animation, japanese, civil rights, indie comic, manga

Fuwa Fuwa Fight the Power Socks

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Fuwa Fuwa Fight the Power Socks

Description: “The true meaning of the samurai is one who serves and adheres to the power of love.” — Morihei Ueshiba... Suspended Animation presents this Nate Lewars original design. Here Fuwa Fuwa shows his support for racial equality in his fight against systematic repression.

Tags: african american, support indie, justice, suspended animation, indie comic

Fuwa Fuwa Fight the Power Socks

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Chibi Man Socks
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Description: What's that coming down from Mt Sakura!? It's the latest design from Suspended Animation artist, Nate Lewars! This chibi design is an excellent addition to your collection especially if you are a cat fan. Look for more on his work in the upcoming "Tales of the Kage Mountains".

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Chibi Man Socks

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Shirley's Nightclub Karaoke Socks
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Description: Shirley's! The place where Paper Tiger first discovered his powers. Every week tourists flock to Port Sanford in order to compete with some the world's best karaoke competitor's. Do you have what it takes to be crowned "Champion!?

Tags: animation, fictional, comics, anime, suspended

Shirley's Nightclub Karaoke Socks

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Boom Boom Room Socks
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Description: Do you expect a bit MORE from your women? Look no further. Welcome to the Boom Boom Room where our motto is "Go big or go home!" Show your appreciation for the BBW community with this commemorative design.

Tags: humor, paper tiger, strip club

Boom Boom Room Socks

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Club Frenzone Socks
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Description: Frezone is Port Sanford's hottest new single's club. If you're looking for love, you'll probably be disappointed. If you're looking for a nice chat, some safe distance dancing, and perhaps even a few seconds of hand-holding, this is your spot. No complications with relationships and sex here. The scene here is strictly aromantic. Who knows? True "like" may be in your future. Located in the Sanford Arms area.

Tags: bff, dance club, friends, platonic, port sanford

Club Frenzone Socks

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Ring and Run Food Delivery Socks
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Description: Don't feel like cooking, but can't stand the idea of interacting with another human being? Download our app and we'll take care of your unreasonable anxiety for you! By the time you hear your doorbell ring, we're at our next stop! Now, that's FAST food!

Tags: anime and manga, comedy, comics, delivery driver, gift idea

Ring and Run Food Delivery Socks

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High Steaks: Gambling and Fine Dining Socks
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Description: If you're looking for a great steak dinner, High Steaks has some of the finest prime beef in the world. After a full meal, enjoy some of Port Sanford's most challenging tables for desert. Try your hand at Poker, Roulette, and Blackjack. If you're really feeling lucky you can enter the nightly Baccarat tournament. This isn't your neighborhood nightly game though. All tables have a $20 minimum ante with the exclusion of Baccarat - which starts with a $100 entry fee. Good luck and good eating!

Tags: animation, comics, eric, high, parody
Wannabee's Socks
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Description: Welcome to Wannabee's - the only place you'll find Euroasiameximerican Cuisine! Despite what the liberal media says, we welcome ALL walks of life to each of our locations. As long as you act and dress accordingly, you'll be treated fairly.

Tags: animation, anime, applebees, bee, comics

Wannabee's Socks

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Liquor Bank of Port Sanford Socks
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Description: Just landing at the airport? Do you find it difficult to carry two bottles while making a deposit? Do you like to pay bills drunk? If you fit the bill then look no further. The Liquor Bank has everything for the hustler on the go. Conveniently located near the airport.

Tags: payday loans, suspended animation, business, port sanford, cash for gold

Liquor Bank of Port Sanford Socks

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