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Description: When other department stores were out of stock, this place usually had a backstock of anything and everything.

Description: Now you can wear this shirt in other supermarkets.

Description: These little hard candies were the cooler choice in the mint wars of the late 70s. They were larger, had more flavor, and cost less. Be careful not to mix them up with your medicine though.

Description: These little hard candies were the cooler choice in the mint wars of the late 70s. They were larger, had more flavor, and cost less. Be careful not to mix them up with your medicine though.

Description: Long before some OTHER twins entered the candy game, this two-for-one product rose to the top, and then was quickly forgotten.

Description: Long before some OTHER twins entered the candy game, this two-for-one product rose to the top, and then was quickly forgotten.

Description: Even classic cartoon characters need a break

Description: This store played a major role in my life. It was one of the first stores - if not THE first store - that I remember. My father was a pharmacist there and I worked there... twice.

Description: It's a clown on the toilet giving the finger to the person behind him.

Description: Are you tired of tofu? Do you want something vegetable-based with that real-bird taste? Then you need get down with baddest taste in town! Jive Turkey is a fine cuisine made from beans, and greens' with peas, corn, and Maybe Gravy to cover the scene!

Description: Straight from the wreckage of the Pearl Necklace - Sue Shimi aka Shi Devil celebrates her escape from the jaws of death!

Description: Ever find yourself looking for a perfect gift for the person who gives everything and expects nothing in return? The Foundation for a Better Port Sanford has the solution for your dilemma: The all new ‘Preciate You’ shirt! Drawn in an exploited child-like fashion by grown adults, the ‘Preciate You’ shirt will tug at the heartstrings of anyone who dares to care in today’s society. Choose a Perfect Patriotic or Ravishing Rainbow design! Show the littlest effort with the least amount of energy to reciprocate the sacrifice that was made to help you in your time of need!

Description: Ever find yourself looking for a perfect gift for the person who gives everything and expects nothing in return? The Foundation for a Better Port Sanford has the solution for your dilemma: The all new ‘Preciate You’ shirt! Drawn in an exploited child-like fashion by grown adults, the ‘Preciate You’ shirt will tug at the heartstrings of anyone who dares to care in today’s society. Choose a Perfect Patriotic or Ravishing Rainbow design! Show the littlest effort with the least amount of energy to reciprocate the sacrifice that was made to help you in your time of need!

Description: The Pyroclastic Blast is the Multi Fireball technique used by Kacii Omega; SWA world champion and mixed martial arts instructor at the Pembo Dojo. The technique was learned after meditating for ten days, in a cave, behind a lavafall.

Description: Let your friends know how totally awesome you are with your Official Suspended Animation gear!!!

Description: Want everyone to know you've been Port Sanford so they can ask you EVERYTHING about your trip? Let someone know that you've been somewhere cool. Somewhere nice. Let them know that you're a somebody that's been somewhere - like Port Sanford, Sandonesia.

Description: Now you can own issue one cover art! Bring your merch to conventions and get our artists to sign them along with your comic books!

Description: From the Pages of the Paper Tiger Comic comes the yet-to-be-discovered "Tiger Claw Uppercut" technique. Get it now before everyone else catches on.

Description: Lookout, Internet! There’s a TIGER on your… shirt!? Straight from the pages of the new cult comic sensation, Paper Tiger, comes a design that portrays Port Sanford’s native hero practicing his patented Liverpunch! Be the first of your friends to own this woven eye-worm. Impress the guys! Impress the ladies! Gain back the respect of your community! After all: Who can deny a person who’s great enough to wear a hero on their chest?

Description: Since Port Sanford is known as the "Costumed Jungle" the gang has decided to dress up as their favorite Star Wars characters.

Description: Since Port Sanford is known as the "Costumed Jungle" the gang has decided to dress up as their favorite Star Wars characters.

Description: Paper Tiger Issue #5: Smoke on the Water. Here is the iconic scene when Captain Hooker escapes her own burning ship - the Pearl Necklace - leaving Captain A'hole to meet his own demise.

Description: Port Sanford native and former child star, Arnold Webster has teamed up with Suspended Animation to distribute this fine design! It captures that his iconic wink at the fourth wall, topped with his famous catchphrase!

Description: Owner of the first Japanese Soul Food restaurant and Private Investigator, Akira Jones is one of Port Sanford's greatest heroes. If you see him talking to himself it's probably because he's receiving a psychic message from his mentor, Colonel Julip.

Description: The face that launched 1000 jokes! Fukko is the character who started Ghetto Comics, which lead to Suspended Animation, and several other incidents. Here he is in true fashion; while his "tour manager" escorts him back to his office!

Description: Master Pembo is now marketing some of his words of wisdom. Please help his small Port Sanford Dojo earn some money by buying one of these enlightening designs!

Description: Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!

Description: Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!

Description: Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!

Description: Frugal's Department Store has been in business since 1939. "Now you're shopping with cents" has been their slogan since 1955 due the fact that all of their clothing - at the time - used to cost under $3.00. That, of course, is not the case now. Due to their lack of originality (as well as their recent label of having the highest prices in retail) Frugal's is facing foreclosure.

Description: At the Medical Bank of Port Sanford, we can help you - help yourself - by saving your blood, DNA. and organic material. When an emergency occurs, you won’t have to wait for a donor. The Medical Bank will be there with cloned versions of your organic material; ready to serve YOU! Let the world know that YOU are the most important person in your world.

Description: At the Medical Bank of Port Sanford, we can help you - help yourself - by saving your blood, DNA. and organic material. When an emergency occurs, you won’t have to wait for a donor. The Medical Bank will be there with cloned versions of your organic material; ready to serve YOU! Let the world know that YOU are the most important person in your world.

Description: Titan Brewing has been a staple of Port Sanford since 1983. They have had a long running rivalry with their competitor, Olympian! The high alcohol content and wonderfully exotic flavors have kept Titan on the top of the mountain, though! Titan - Don't just get drunk! Get Drunk with POWER!

Description: Snake Awl is the energy drink for those who really need that "get up and go" without feeling "plumb tuckered" a few hours later. Snake Awl is made of all natural ingredients so you don't leave chem trails behind! Remember: You ain't sayin' nuthin slick... to a can of Awl!

Description: Pinshot is the world of Suspended Animation's newest social media site. Members model and post pictures of products provided by a sponsor. Payment compensation is rewarded to members for reaching out to their followers.

Description: Here is the first draft of Sandonesia's famous Dick's Deli! Grab a handful of Dick's!