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Description: From the Tengu to the streets of Port Sanford. Kachow is making his way up the rank! Show him the honor he deserves by purchasing his blessed merchandise!

Description: Be a hit at your next White Party with this humorous, bipartisan shirt!

Description: When other department stores were out of stock, this place usually had a backstock of anything and everything.

Description: Now you can wear this shirt in other supermarkets.

Description: These little hard candies were the cooler choice in the mint wars of the late 70s. They were larger, had more flavor, and cost less. Be careful not to mix them up with your medicine though.

Description: These little hard candies were the cooler choice in the mint wars of the late 70s. They were larger, had more flavor, and cost less. Be careful not to mix them up with your medicine though.

Description: Long before some OTHER twins entered the candy game, this two-for-one product rose to the top, and then was quickly forgotten.

Description: Long before some OTHER twins entered the candy game, this two-for-one product rose to the top, and then was quickly forgotten.

Description: Even classic cartoon characters need a break

Description: This store played a major role in my life. It was one of the first stores - if not THE first store - that I remember. My father was a pharmacist there and I worked there... twice.

Description: It's a clown on the toilet giving the finger to the person behind him.

Description: Are you tired of tofu? Do you want something vegetable-based with that real-bird taste? Then you need get down with baddest taste in town! Jive Turkey is a fine cuisine made from beans, and greens' with peas, corn, and Maybe Gravy to cover the scene!

Description: Straight from the wreckage of the Pearl Necklace - Sue Shimi aka Shi Devil celebrates her escape from the jaws of death!

Description: Ever find yourself looking for a perfect gift for the person who gives everything and expects nothing in return? The Foundation for a Better Port Sanford has the solution for your dilemma: The all new ‘Preciate You’ shirt! Drawn in an exploited child-like fashion by grown adults, the ‘Preciate You’ shirt will tug at the heartstrings of anyone who dares to care in today’s society. Choose a Perfect Patriotic or Ravishing Rainbow design! Show the littlest effort with the least amount of energy to reciprocate the sacrifice that was made to help you in your time of need!

Description: Ever find yourself looking for a perfect gift for the person who gives everything and expects nothing in return? The Foundation for a Better Port Sanford has the solution for your dilemma: The all new ‘Preciate You’ shirt! Drawn in an exploited child-like fashion by grown adults, the ‘Preciate You’ shirt will tug at the heartstrings of anyone who dares to care in today’s society. Choose a Perfect Patriotic or Ravishing Rainbow design! Show the littlest effort with the least amount of energy to reciprocate the sacrifice that was made to help you in your time of need!

Description: The Pyroclastic Blast is the Multi Fireball technique used by Kacii Omega; SWA world champion and mixed martial arts instructor at the Pembo Dojo. The technique was learned after meditating for ten days, in a cave, behind a lavafall.

Description: Want everyone to know you've been Port Sanford so they can ask you EVERYTHING about your trip? Let someone know that you've been somewhere cool. Somewhere nice. Let them know that you're a somebody that's been somewhere - like Port Sanford, Sandonesia.

Description: The long lost "First place winner" of Shirley's World Karaoke Competition in Port Sanford. He actually came in second, but due to the disappearance and disqualification of the first place winner, he was granted the $10,000 prize money and a recording contract. He is now known to most as rapper, Reesy Peesy!

Description: Vote or Die

Description: Since Port Sanford is known as the "Costumed Jungle" the gang has decided to dress up as their favorite Star Wars characters.

Description: Since Port Sanford is known as the "Costumed Jungle" the gang has decided to dress up as their favorite Star Wars characters.

Description: The face that launched 1000 jokes! Fukko is the character who started Ghetto Comics, which lead to Suspended Animation, and several other incidents. Here he is in true fashion; while his "tour manager" escorts him back to his office!

Description: Are you in a the midst of an airborne pandemic, trying to get in and out of the store, or just a plain recluse, but can't seem to do anything without someone in your face with a trivial opinion or comment. Suspended Animation can help alleviate your anxiety with these print designs. Hopefully folks will see your illuminating merchandise and take heed.

Description: Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!

Description: Looking for something practical, but temporary? Around A Dollar Discount Emporium is all that AND, literally a bag of chips! We guarantee that everything in our expansive warehouse is around a dollar less than suggested retail price! Who needs to shop with cents when you can save dollars!?

Description: Titan Brewing has been a staple of Port Sanford since 1983. They have had a long running rivalry with their competitor, Olympian! The high alcohol content and wonderfully exotic flavors have kept Titan on the top of the mountain, though! Titan - Don't just get drunk! Get Drunk with POWER!

Description: Snake Awl is the energy drink for those who really need that "get up and go" without feeling "plumb tuckered" a few hours later. Snake Awl is made of all natural ingredients so you don't leave chem trails behind! Remember: You ain't sayin' nuthin slick... to a can of Awl!

Description: Pinshot is the world of Suspended Animation's newest social media site. Members model and post pictures of products provided by a sponsor. Payment compensation is rewarded to members for reaching out to their followers.

Description: Be the first to own an original Hindindoo Controller t-shirt; directly from Hindindoo City, Sandonesia.

Description: The Pyroclasm is an ancient Sandonesian energy technique which has been mastered by Kacii Omega. He harnesses volcanic chi to create a flowing projectile made up of a mixture of hot gas, hot ash, and lava.

Description: “The true meaning of the samurai is one who serves and adheres to the power of love.” — Morihei Ueshiba... Suspended Animation presents this Nate Lewars original design. Here Fuwa Fuwa shows his support for racial equality in his fight against systematic repression.

Description: “The true meaning of the samurai is one who serves and adheres to the power of love.” — Morihei Ueshiba... Suspended Animation presents this Nate Lewars original design. Here Fuwa Fuwa shows his support for racial equality in his fight against systematic repression.

Description: Don't feel like cooking, but can't stand the idea of interacting with another human being? Download our app and we'll take care of your unreasonable anxiety for you! By the time you hear your doorbell ring, we're at our next stop! Now, that's FAST food!

Description: Here's a phrase that is recognized and chanted by millions. Guaranteed to turn heads at protests and parties!

Description: A throwback for those who grew up in the Philadelphia and Burlington viewing area during the 70s and 80s.

Description: A memory for all who grew up in the Philadelphia and Burlington broadcast area