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I spend a lot of time inside my own head. I mean, I guess that’s better than inside someone else’s head. 🤷‍♂️
Kispiox Valley, British Columbia, Canada

Phone Cases

Emotional Support Human (Happy Pride Month!) Phone Case
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Description: Show your support by being a support! Whether someone is in or out of the closet, or struggling with on any side of the phobias, let them know that they are welcome and loved! Let's be the change we want to see in the world!

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, human rights, lesbian
Redacted (V2) Phone Case

Description: Now come on... now we know you're hiding something.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, america, anti fascist, anti trump
Redacted Phone Case

Description: The files are released. What more do you want?

Tags: america, anti trump, antifa, antifascist, conspiracy
Sorry, I Apologize Too Much Phone Case
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Description: How very Canadian of me.

Tags: apology, canada, canadian, cute, funny
Dyslexics Unite! Phone Case
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Description: Untie! Untie! Untie! Together, we can overcomb!

Tags: adhd, awareness, dyslexia, funny gift, funny quote
Buy The Dip* (V2) Phone Case

Description: Just take my advice... but it;S not advice. Please don't sue me.... 😅

Tags: bitcoin, btc, bubble, buy the dip, cryptocurrency
Not Today, SprAyTAN Phone Case
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Description: If I knew how magnets worked, I'd probably magnet you... or somehting.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti maga, anti racism, anti trump
Buy The Dip Phone Case

Description: Buy the Dip! Just don't come crying when you lose all your money!

Tags: bitcoin, btc, crypto, cryptocurrency, day trader
Spelling Bee Champ Phone Case

Description: Three chairs for victery!

Tags: champion, competition, english, funny gift, funny quote
Fuck Ice Phone Case
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Description: Friendly reminder...

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, anti trump
That's What She Said Phone Case

Description: I swear... she said "that"!

Tags: dad joke, dunder mifflin, fathers day, feminist, funny
Pumpkin Spiced Bullshit (V2) Phone Case

Description: That's a special kind of pumpkin spiced bullshit. Can I get a double shot, in my latte, btw?

Tags: autumn, fall, funny gift, funny quote, funnytee
Pumpkin Spiced Bullshit Phone Case

Description: Thats some real special brand of bullshit. Can I get a double shot in my latte?

Tags: autumn, bullshit, caffeine, coffee, creepy
Fuck Fascism or Fascism Will Fuck You Phone Case
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Description: First they came for... you know how this goes. Don't wait for them to come for you.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, anti trump, antifa
I Heart Uranus Phone Case
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Description: I Heart Uranus... wait... why are you laughing... it's like, my favourite planet... what am I missing here?

Tags: astronomy, dad joke, dad jokes, gift for dad, gifts for her
Fuck Ice Phone Case
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Description: Truly, I can't stress this enough. Fuck Ice. Fuck everything they stand for.

Tags: 86 47, abolish ice, america, anti trump, fascism
Idolizing a Politician is Weird Phone Case
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Description: No matter what side of the fence your on... but especially THAT side... am I right?!

Tags: 86 47, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, democrat
Apocalypse Cow Phone Case

Description: I love the smell of brisket in the morning!

Tags: america, apocalypse, film, francis ford coppola, funny gift
Be Mean To Fascists Phone Case
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Description: You have my permission. Go for it!

Tags: 86 47, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, cute
Make Cults Weird Again Phone Case
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Description: It's never too late to get out!

Tags: 86 47, america, anti trump, democrat, donald trump
Let's Go Taco! Phone Case
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Description: Let's Go Taco! Let's go... right out the door, right to court, right to jail!

Tags: american, american flag, anti trump, democrat, dump trump
Say No To Billionaires Phone Case
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Description: In honour of Cheetos vs Ketamine... I just hope both teams have fun.

Tags: america, billionaires shouldnt exist, drugs, drugs are bad, elon musk
Eat, Shit, Die (Live, Laugh Love) Phone Case

Description: You could Live, Laugh, Love... or you could... you know...

Tags: funny quote, funny slogan, gift idea, home decor, humor
Vasectomies Prevent Abortions Phone Case
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Description: It's true. I got one... I'd get two if I could.

Tags: abortion rights, awareness, choice, equality, feminism
You Have Died Listening to RFK Phone Case
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Description: Hey everybody! Lets have have a Small Pox party!

Tags: comedy, death, funny, kennedy, oregon trail
Never 51 Phone Case
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Description: You can take that idea, and shove it up yer orange ass, eh!

Tags: 51st state, anti trump, canada, canada flag, canada is not for sale
Burn the White House Down Phone Case
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Description: Remember what happened the last time America threatened Canada? That's a nice Whot House you got there... be a shame if someone burned it down!

Tags: 51 state, 51st state, anti trump, canada flag, canada is not for sale
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck Phone Case
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Description: Did I fucking stutter?

Tags: 1970s, 1980s, fuck off, funny, gift ideas
Panic! Phone Case
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Description: Stop letting them tell you to be calm. Forget your towel. Lose you mind. It's time...

Tags: 42, advice, anxiety, bad advice, dont panic
Mean People Suck Phone Case
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Description: …and we should be allowed to spank them.

Tags: anti bullying, be kind, bullying, funny, hippie
I Love Pooping Phone Case
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Description: I mean… who doesn’t, right?

Tags: bathroom humor, emoji, fun, funny, gift idea
I Love to Poop Phone Case
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Description: Oh, what a feeling. Best way to get the day going. Need a little coffee to help you out? I won’t judge.

Tags: bathroom, bathroom humor, emoji, funny, gift idea
Introvert Excuse Phone Case
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Description: Pretty good excuse, if you don’t think about it.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, death, excuses, funny
My Favourite Sport Team! Phone Case
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Description: Well, they’re my fav… I really loved that time the sported really hard and touch downed the puck in the basket.

Tags: athlete, basketball, football, funny, funny gift
Emotional Support Animal (V2) Phone Case

Description: Here he comes again, this time, a little darker, but just as willing to help as ever!

Tags: animal, anti social, antisocial, anxiety, anxious
Emotional Support Animal Phone Case

Description: Mostly, he’ll help you with blind rage, anger and anxiety, but hey, at least he’s helping, right?

Tags: animal, anti social, antisocial, anxiety, anxious

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