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I spend a lot of time inside my own head. I mean, I guess that’s better than inside someone else’s head. 🤷‍♂️
Kispiox Valley, British Columbia, Canada

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Undiagnosed But Pretty Sure Shorts
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Description: I took the online test and checked all the boxes. I've got the isms, syndromes, and disorders. I'm basically a super hero at this point.

Tags: add, adhd awareness, adhd is awesome, adhd meme, autism acceptance
Punching Nazis is Not Not Ok Shorts
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Description: Celebrate a long history of punching Nazis. Where you punch them, is up to you. Some recommendations are the nose, general face, gut, definitely the nuts (or va-jay-jay). Nothing says you live your country more than socking it to a fascist.

Tags: activism, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti nazi, anti trump
Emotional Support Human (Happy Pride Month!) Shorts
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Description: Show your support by being a support! Whether someone is in or out of the closet, or struggling with on any side of the phobias, let them know that they are welcome and loved! Let's be the change we want to see in the world!

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, human rights, lesbian
Redacted (V2) Shorts

Description: Now come on... now we know you're hiding something.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, america, anti fascist, anti trump
Redacted Shorts
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Description: The files are released. What more do you want?

Tags: america, anti trump, antifa, antifascist, conspiracy
Sorry, I Apologize Too Much Shorts
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Description: How very Canadian of me.

Tags: apology, canada, canadian, cute, funny
Dyslexics Unite! Shorts
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Description: Untie! Untie! Untie! Together, we can overcomb!

Tags: adhd, awareness, dyslexia, funny gift, funny quote
Buy The Dip* (V2) Shorts
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Description: Just take my advice... but it;S not advice. Please don't sue me.... 😅

Tags: bitcoin, btc, bubble, buy the dip, cryptocurrency
Not Today, SprAyTAN Shorts
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Description: If I knew how magnets worked, I'd probably magnet you... or somehting.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti maga, anti racism, anti trump
Buy The Dip Shorts
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Description: Buy the Dip! Just don't come crying when you lose all your money!

Tags: bitcoin, btc, crypto, cryptocurrency, day trader
Spelling Bee Champ Shorts
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Description: Three chairs for victery!

Tags: champion, competition, english, funny gift, funny quote
Fuck Ice Shorts
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Description: Friendly reminder...

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, anti trump
That's What She Said Shorts

Description: I swear... she said "that"!

Tags: dad joke, dunder mifflin, fathers day, feminist, funny
Pumpkin Spiced Bullshit (V2) Shorts
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Description: That's a special kind of pumpkin spiced bullshit. Can I get a double shot, in my latte, btw?

Tags: autumn, fall, funny gift, funny quote, funnytee
Pumpkin Spiced Bullshit Shorts
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Description: Thats some real special brand of bullshit. Can I get a double shot in my latte?

Tags: autumn, bullshit, caffeine, coffee, creepy
Fuck Fascism or Fascism Will Fuck You Shorts
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Description: First they came for... you know how this goes. Don't wait for them to come for you.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, anti trump, antifa
I Heart Uranus Shorts
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Description: I Heart Uranus... wait... why are you laughing... it's like, my favourite planet... what am I missing here?

Tags: astronomy, dad joke, dad jokes, gift for dad, gifts for her
Fuck Ice Shorts
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Description: Truly, I can't stress this enough. Fuck Ice. Fuck everything they stand for.

Tags: 86 47, abolish ice, america, anti trump, fascism
Idolizing a Politician is Weird Shorts
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Description: No matter what side of the fence your on... but especially THAT side... am I right?!

Tags: 86 47, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, democrat
Apocalypse Cow Shorts
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Description: I love the smell of brisket in the morning!

Tags: america, apocalypse, film, francis ford coppola, funny gift
Be Mean To Fascists Shorts
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Description: You have my permission. Go for it!

Tags: 86 47, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, cute
Make Cults Weird Again Shorts
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Description: It's never too late to get out!

Tags: 86 47, america, anti trump, democrat, donald trump
Let's Go Taco! Shorts
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Description: Let's Go Taco! Let's go... right out the door, right to court, right to jail!

Tags: american, american flag, anti trump, democrat, dump trump
Say No To Billionaires Shorts
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Description: In honour of Cheetos vs Ketamine... I just hope both teams have fun.

Tags: america, billionaires shouldnt exist, drugs, drugs are bad, elon musk
Eat, Shit, Die (Live, Laugh Love) Shorts
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Description: You could Live, Laugh, Love... or you could... you know...

Tags: funny quote, funny slogan, gift idea, home decor, humor
You Have Died Listening to RFK Shorts
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Description: Hey everybody! Lets have have a Small Pox party!

Tags: comedy, death, funny, kennedy, oregon trail
Burn the White House Down Shorts
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Description: Remember what happened the last time America threatened Canada? That's a nice Whot House you got there... be a shame if someone burned it down!

Tags: 51 state, 51st state, anti trump, canada flag, canada is not for sale
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck Shorts
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Description: Did I fucking stutter?

Tags: 1970s, 1980s, fuck off, funny, gift ideas
Panic! Shorts
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Description: Stop letting them tell you to be calm. Forget your towel. Lose you mind. It's time...

Tags: 42, advice, anxiety, bad advice, dont panic
Mean People Suck Shorts
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Description: …and we should be allowed to spank them.

Tags: anti bullying, be kind, bullying, funny, hippie
I Love Pooping Shorts
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Description: I mean… who doesn’t, right?

Tags: bathroom humor, emoji, fun, funny, gift idea
I Love to Poop Shorts
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Description: Oh, what a feeling. Best way to get the day going. Need a little coffee to help you out? I won’t judge.

Tags: bathroom, bathroom humor, emoji, funny, gift idea
Introvert Excuse Shorts
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Description: Pretty good excuse, if you don’t think about it.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, death, excuses, funny
Emotional Support Animal (V2) Shorts

Description: Here he comes again, this time, a little darker, but just as willing to help as ever!

Tags: animal, anti social, antisocial, anxiety, anxious
Emotional Support Animal Shorts

Description: Mostly, he’ll help you with blind rage, anger and anxiety, but hey, at least he’s helping, right?

Tags: animal, anti social, antisocial, anxiety, anxious
Sorry I Missed Church (v2) Shorts
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Description: What?! they has snacks!

Tags: bisexual, demon, devil, funny, gay

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