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I spend a lot of time inside my own head. I mean, I guess that’s better than inside someone else’s head. 🤷‍♂️
Kispiox Valley, British Columbia, Canada

Tapestries

Emotional Support Human (Happy Pride Month!) Tapestry
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Description: Show your support by being a support! Whether someone is in or out of the closet, or struggling with on any side of the phobias, let them know that they are welcome and loved! Let's be the change we want to see in the world!

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, human rights, lesbian
Sorry, I Apologize Too Much Tapestry
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Description: How very Canadian of me.

Tags: apology, canada, canadian, cute, funny

Sorry, I Apologize Too Much Tapestry

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Dyslexics Unite! Tapestry
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Description: Untie! Untie! Untie! Together, we can overcomb!

Tags: adhd, awareness, dyslexia, funny gift, funny quote

Dyslexics Unite! Tapestry

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Buy The Dip* (V2) Tapestry
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Description: Just take my advice... but it;S not advice. Please don't sue me.... 😅

Tags: bitcoin, btc, bubble, buy the dip, cryptocurrency

Buy The Dip* (V2) Tapestry

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Not Today, SprAyTAN Tapestry
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Description: If I knew how magnets worked, I'd probably magnet you... or somehting.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti maga, anti racism, anti trump

Not Today, SprAyTAN Tapestry

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Buy The Dip Tapestry
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Description: Buy the Dip! Just don't come crying when you lose all your money!

Tags: bitcoin, btc, crypto, cryptocurrency, day trader

Buy The Dip Tapestry

$23 $30

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Spelling Bee Champ Tapestry
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Description: Three chairs for victery!

Tags: champion, competition, english, funny gift, funny quote

Spelling Bee Champ Tapestry

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Fuck Ice Tapestry
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Description: Friendly reminder...

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, anti trump

Fuck Ice Tapestry

$23 $30

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That's What She Said Tapestry

Description: I swear... she said "that"!

Tags: dad joke, dunder mifflin, fathers day, feminist, funny

That's What She Said Tapestry

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Pumpkin Spiced Bullshit (V2) Tapestry
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Description: That's a special kind of pumpkin spiced bullshit. Can I get a double shot, in my latte, btw?

Tags: autumn, fall, funny gift, funny quote, funnytee

Pumpkin Spiced Bullshit (V2) Tapestry

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Pumpkin Spiced Bullshit Tapestry
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Description: Thats some real special brand of bullshit. Can I get a double shot in my latte?

Tags: autumn, bullshit, caffeine, coffee, creepy

Pumpkin Spiced Bullshit Tapestry

$23 $30

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Fuck Fascism or Fascism Will Fuck You Tapestry
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Description: First they came for... you know how this goes. Don't wait for them to come for you.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, anti trump, antifa

Fuck Fascism or Fascism Will Fuck You Tapestry

$23 $30

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I Heart Uranus Tapestry
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Description: I Heart Uranus... wait... why are you laughing... it's like, my favourite planet... what am I missing here?

Tags: astronomy, dad joke, dad jokes, gift for dad, gifts for her

I Heart Uranus Tapestry

$23 $30

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Fuck Ice Tapestry
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Description: Truly, I can't stress this enough. Fuck Ice. Fuck everything they stand for.

Tags: 86 47, abolish ice, america, anti trump, fascism

Fuck Ice Tapestry

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Idolizing a Politician is Weird Tapestry
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Description: No matter what side of the fence your on... but especially THAT side... am I right?!

Tags: 86 47, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, democrat

Idolizing a Politician is Weird Tapestry

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Apocalypse Cow Tapestry

Description: I love the smell of brisket in the morning!

Tags: america, apocalypse, film, francis ford coppola, funny gift

Apocalypse Cow Tapestry

$23 $30

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Be Mean To Fascists Tapestry
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Description: You have my permission. Go for it!

Tags: 86 47, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, cute

Be Mean To Fascists Tapestry

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Make Cults Weird Again Tapestry
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Description: It's never too late to get out!

Tags: 86 47, america, anti trump, democrat, donald trump

Make Cults Weird Again Tapestry

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Let's Go Taco! Tapestry
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Description: Let's Go Taco! Let's go... right out the door, right to court, right to jail!

Tags: american, american flag, anti trump, democrat, dump trump

Let's Go Taco! Tapestry

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Say No To Billionaires Tapestry
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Description: In honour of Cheetos vs Ketamine... I just hope both teams have fun.

Tags: america, billionaires shouldnt exist, drugs, drugs are bad, elon musk

Say No To Billionaires Tapestry

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Eat, Shit, Die (Live, Laugh Love) Tapestry

Description: You could Live, Laugh, Love... or you could... you know...

Tags: funny quote, funny slogan, gift idea, home decor, humor

Eat, Shit, Die (Live, Laugh Love) Tapestry

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Vasectomies Prevent Abortions Tapestry
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Description: It's true. I got one... I'd get two if I could.

Tags: abortion rights, awareness, choice, equality, feminism

Vasectomies Prevent Abortions Tapestry

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You Have Died Listening to RFK Tapestry
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Description: Hey everybody! Lets have have a Small Pox party!

Tags: comedy, death, funny, kennedy, oregon trail

You Have Died Listening to RFK Tapestry

$23 $30

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Never 51 Tapestry
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Description: You can take that idea, and shove it up yer orange ass, eh!

Tags: 51st state, anti trump, canada, canada flag, canada is not for sale

Never 51 Tapestry

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Burn the White House Down Tapestry
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Description: Remember what happened the last time America threatened Canada? That's a nice Whot House you got there... be a shame if someone burned it down!

Tags: 51 state, 51st state, anti trump, canada flag, canada is not for sale

Burn the White House Down Tapestry

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Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck Tapestry
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Description: Did I fucking stutter?

Tags: 1970s, 1980s, fuck off, funny, gift ideas

Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck Tapestry

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Panic! Tapestry
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Description: Stop letting them tell you to be calm. Forget your towel. Lose you mind. It's time...

Tags: 42, advice, anxiety, bad advice, dont panic

Panic! Tapestry

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Mean People Suck Tapestry
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Description: …and we should be allowed to spank them.

Tags: anti bullying, be kind, bullying, funny, hippie

Mean People Suck Tapestry

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I Love Pooping Tapestry
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Description: I mean… who doesn’t, right?

Tags: bathroom humor, emoji, fun, funny, gift idea

I Love Pooping Tapestry

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I Love to Poop Tapestry
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Description: Oh, what a feeling. Best way to get the day going. Need a little coffee to help you out? I won’t judge.

Tags: bathroom, bathroom humor, emoji, funny, gift idea

I Love to Poop Tapestry

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Introvert Excuse Tapestry
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Description: Pretty good excuse, if you don’t think about it.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, death, excuses, funny

Introvert Excuse Tapestry

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My Favourite Sport Team! Tapestry
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Description: Well, they’re my fav… I really loved that time the sported really hard and touch downed the puck in the basket.

Tags: athlete, basketball, football, funny, funny gift

My Favourite Sport Team! Tapestry

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Emotional Support Animal (V2) Tapestry

Description: Here he comes again, this time, a little darker, but just as willing to help as ever!

Tags: animal, anti social, antisocial, anxiety, anxious

Emotional Support Animal (V2) Tapestry

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Emotional Support Animal Tapestry

Description: Mostly, he’ll help you with blind rage, anger and anxiety, but hey, at least he’s helping, right?

Tags: animal, anti social, antisocial, anxiety, anxious

Emotional Support Animal Tapestry

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Sorry I Missed Church (v2) Tapestry
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Description: What?! they has snacks!

Tags: bisexual, demon, devil, funny, gay

Sorry I Missed Church (v2) Tapestry

$23 $30

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Sorry I Missed Church… Tapestry
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Description: What?! They had snacks!

Tags: baphomet, bisexual, demon, devil, funny

Sorry I Missed Church… Tapestry

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