UpValleyCreations

Description: I took the online test and checked all the boxes. I've got the isms, syndromes, and disorders. I'm basically a super hero at this point.

Description: Celebrate a long history of punching Nazis. Where you punch them, is up to you. Some recommendations are the nose, general face, gut, definitely the nuts (or va-jay-jay). Nothing says you live your country more than socking it to a fascist.

Description: Show your support by being a support! Whether someone is in or out of the closet, or struggling with on any side of the phobias, let them know that they are welcome and loved! Let's be the change we want to see in the world!

Description: How very Canadian of me.

Description: Untie! Untie! Untie! Together, we can overcomb!

Description: Just take my advice... but it;S not advice. Please don't sue me.... 😅

Description: If I knew how magnets worked, I'd probably magnet you... or somehting.

Description: Buy the Dip! Just don't come crying when you lose all your money!

Description: Three chairs for victery!

Description: Friendly reminder...

Description: I swear... she said "that"!

Description: That's a special kind of pumpkin spiced bullshit. Can I get a double shot, in my latte, btw?

Description: Thats some real special brand of bullshit. Can I get a double shot in my latte?

Description: First they came for... you know how this goes. Don't wait for them to come for you.

Description: I Heart Uranus... wait... why are you laughing... it's like, my favourite planet... what am I missing here?

Description: Truly, I can't stress this enough. Fuck Ice. Fuck everything they stand for.

Description: No matter what side of the fence your on... but especially THAT side... am I right?!

Description: I love the smell of brisket in the morning!

Description: You have my permission. Go for it!

Description: It's never too late to get out!

Description: Let's Go Taco! Let's go... right out the door, right to court, right to jail!

Description: In honour of Cheetos vs Ketamine... I just hope both teams have fun.

Description: You could Live, Laugh, Love... or you could... you know...

Description: It's true. I got one... I'd get two if I could.

Description: Hey everybody! Lets have have a Small Pox party!

Description: You can take that idea, and shove it up yer orange ass, eh!

Description: Remember what happened the last time America threatened Canada? That's a nice Whot House you got there... be a shame if someone burned it down!

Description: Did I fucking stutter?

Description: Stop letting them tell you to be calm. Forget your towel. Lose you mind. It's time...

Description: …and we should be allowed to spank them.

Description: I mean… who doesn’t, right?

Description: Oh, what a feeling. Best way to get the day going. Need a little coffee to help you out? I won’t judge.

Description: Pretty good excuse, if you don’t think about it.

Description: Well, they’re my fav… I really loved that time the sported really hard and touch downed the puck in the basket.

Description: Here he comes again, this time, a little darker, but just as willing to help as ever!

Description: Mostly, he’ll help you with blind rage, anger and anxiety, but hey, at least he’s helping, right?