Vito's Merch

Description: A call went out to start a new revolution. One that restores Common Sense, as opposed to some of the ridiculous things that have been creeping in. NO VIOLENCE! JUST COMMON SENSE!

Description: The easiest way I've found to take my medicine.

Description: DOGE 3

Description: Simple... It just Is What It Is...

Description: I Swear, when I was a kid I could have sworn that's what Freddy sang...

Description: I Swear, when I was a kid I could have sworn that's what Freddy sang...

Description: It's time to take the shame out of being a Dude!

Description: It's time to take the shame out of being a Dude!

Description: For years we were judged, looked down upon and, labeled. So now we label ourselves.

Description: It's time to take the shame out of being a Dude!

Description: If you're old enough to remember, Al Gore took credit for Inventing the Internet. Assuming that's true (why would he lie?) then his down home Tennessee soundtrack, a/k/a the Al-Gore-Rhythm, is what's driving The Net! It's just really hard to dance to.

Description: Celebrate yet another Christmas is right around the corner with a Vintage Santa Clause T that looks like it's already seen a couple... and will be with you for quite a few more

Description: The title says it all and this is a classic design that will servr you for years to come.

Description: They Tour every Year on the 24th of December, even after all these years. Celebrate The Greatest Band in the Land with this year's limited edition Tour T-Shirt!

Description: It was a Holiday Greeting used by John Lennon because it not religious. I use it because 1) It's funny 2) Especially to Atheists 3) I all about non-denominational happiness. So... HAPPY KRINGLE!

Description: Let the Kids (or Grandkids) know that you are certified and have "The Big Guy" on Speed Dial.

Description: I have a friend who has been saying this for years and, for the most part, it seems to work for him. This design is also available with light ink for darker shirts

Description: I have a friend who has been saying this for years and, for the most part, it seems to work for him. This design is also available with dark ink for lighter shirts.

Description: It's All the Buzz... If Trump wins he just might have Elon set up the newest Governmental Agency... This design is also available in Black print for lighter shirts.

Description: On a recent little trip thru an Alternate Reality I found this show on one of their streaming services. Strange Place but they made an awesome Sea Grape Wine.

Description: A1A... Legendary Road. Designated as The Jimmy Buffett Memorial Highway. I call it the street that I grew up on. Take a drive thru Jacksonville, St. Augustine, Daytona Beach, Cape Kennedy, Cocoa Beach, Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, and Key West.

Description: The Gen Xers who have been hiding are coming out of the darkness and Proudly Proclaiming their Support

Description: From the 20 Oct 24 McJob that Trump had in Pa.

Description: Enos, the forgotten NASA Space Chimp, flew into space on Nov. 29, 1961, after the more publicized first chimpanzee Ham

Description: The Reflection in The Lenses...

Description: Are you a Gen Xer that may have hidden and downplayed your support for President Trump? Have you never hidden your support? Either way, Elon has set up for us a new term for those of us that have been uncounted and underestimated... DARK MAGA

Description: Inspired by Elon Musk's shirt at the 05 October 2024 Trump Rally Return to Butler Pa.

Description: Inspired by Elon Musk's shirt at the 05 October 2024 Trump Rally Return to Butler Pa.

Description: For when you know the questions are coming... They're just trying to be coy...

Description: High Potanous is an original acrylic painting. Vito said this was inspired by a "Mid Century, Post Modern, Intergalactic Geometric Nightmare"... Who are we to say any different.

Description: As Heard on TV! Hundreds of times a year we experience this teaser as they go to commercial... Now You Can Use It in Real Life!

Description: If you aren't one you probably know one...

Description: Two Astronauts revel in the splendor of space

Description: Live your life with "No Regerts"!

Description: Let's face it, we have all had bouts with this attitude.

Description: Just put down the phone and back away! There's a whole world out there away from your device.