Vito's Merch

Description: A call went out to start a new revolution. One that restores Common Sense, as opposed to some of the ridiculous things that have been creeping in. NO VIOLENCE! JUST COMMON SENSE!

Description: The easiest way I've found to take my medicine.

Description: If you're old enough to remember, Al Gore took credit for Inventing the Internet. Assuming that's true (why would he lie?) then his down home Tennessee soundtrack, a/k/a the Al-Gore-Rhythm, is what's driving The Net! It's just really hard to dance to.

Description: They Tour every Year on the 24th of December, even after all these years. Celebrate The Greatest Band in the Land with this year's limited edition Tour T-Shirt!

Description: It was a Holiday Greeting used by John Lennon because it not religious. I use it because 1) It's funny 2) Especially to Atheists 3) I all about non-denominational happiness. So... HAPPY KRINGLE!

Description: I have a friend who has been saying this for years and, for the most part, it seems to work for him. This design is also available with dark ink for lighter shirts.

Description: It's All the Buzz... If Trump wins he just might have Elon set up the newest Governmental Agency... This design is also available in Black print for lighter shirts.

Description: It's All the Buzz... If Trump wins he just might have Elon set up the newest Governmental Agency... This design is also available in White print for Darker Shirts.

Description: On a recent little trip thru an Alternate Reality I found this show on one of their streaming services. Strange Place but they made an awesome Sea Grape Wine.

Description: A1A... Legendary Road. Designated as The Jimmy Buffett Memorial Highway. I call it the street that I grew up on. Take a drive thru Jacksonville, St. Augustine, Daytona Beach, Cape Kennedy, Cocoa Beach, Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, and Key West.

Description: Wait! After all these years... for the first time ever, I have to try to remember algebra?

Description: Back in the day we made Mix Tapes... kind of our own personalizes version of the K-TEL compilation albums. It was also a great little gift to let someone know that you had "Like-Like" feelings for them... Ahhh Memories!

Description: Enos, the forgotten NASA Space Chimp, flew into space on Nov. 29, 1961, after the more publicized first chimpanzee Ham

Description: The Reflection in The Lenses...

Description: Inspired by Elon Musk's shirt at the 05 October 2024 Trump Rally Return to Butler Pa.

Description: Inspired by Elon Musk's shirt at the 05 October 2024 Trump Rally Return to Butler Pa.

Description: For when you know the questions are coming... They're just trying to be coy...

Description: As Heard on TV! Hundreds of times a year we experience this teaser as they go to commercial... Now You Can Use It in Real Life!

Description: Two Astronauts revel in the splendor of space

Description: Just put down the phone and back away! There's a whole world out there away from your device.

Description: A stylized salute to the surfers who paddle out at the break of dawn in search of the perfect wave