Vito's Merch

Description: A call went out to start a new revolution. One that restores Common Sense, as opposed to some of the ridiculous things that have been creeping in. NO VIOLENCE! JUST COMMON SENSE!

Description: The easiest way I've found to take my medicine.

Description: Simple... It just Is What It Is...

Description: For years we were judged, looked down upon and, labeled. So now we label ourselves. (also available in white print on dark t-shirts)

Description: I Swear, when I was a kid I could have sworn that's what Freddy sang...

Description: It's time to take the shame out of being a Dude!

Description: It's time to take the shame out of being a Dude!

Description: For years we were judged, looked down upon and, labeled. So now we label ourselves.

Description: It's time to take the shame out of being a Dude!

Description: "The patron of this painting told me the story about a man he knew back in the late 70s. He told me that this guy pulled a hustle when he got ahold of 20 used tires. Story goes that he took out an ad in the local penny saver that claimed to sell 'The tire swing from the back yard of Jimmy Buffett's childhood home'. The problem was that Buffett was born in Mississippi and raised in Alabama".

Description: This painting was inspired by our time in Key West living on our boat. And that's all I've got to say about that.

Description: Another of my paintings. Another painting inspired by our time living on a boat in Key West.

Description: Another of my paintings. This one was inspired by our time in the Florida Keys. Treasured years in our life adventure.

Description: If you're old enough to remember, Al Gore took credit for Inventing the Internet. Assuming that's true (why would he lie?) then his down home Tennessee soundtrack, a/k/a the Al-Gore-Rhythm, is what's driving The Net! It's just really hard to dance to.

Description: Celebrate yet another Christmas is right around the corner with a Vintage Santa Clause T that looks like it's already seen a couple... and will be with you for quite a few more

Description: The title says it all and this is a classic design that will servr you for years to come.

Description: They Tour every Year on the 24th of December, even after all these years. Celebrate The Greatest Band in the Land with this year's limited edition Tour T-Shirt!

Description: It was a Holiday Greeting used by John Lennon because it not religious. I use it because 1) It's funny 2) Especially to Atheists 3) I all about non-denominational happiness. So... HAPPY KRINGLE!

Description: Let the Kids (or Grandkids) know that you are certified and have "The Big Guy" on Speed Dial.

Description: I have a friend who has been saying this for years and, for the most part, it seems to work for him. This design is also available with light ink for darker shirts

Description: I have a friend who has been saying this for years and, for the most part, it seems to work for him. This design is also available with dark ink for lighter shirts.

Description: It's All the Buzz... If Trump wins he just might have Elon set up the newest Governmental Agency... This design is also available in Black print for lighter shirts.

Description: It's All the Buzz... If Trump wins he just might have Elon set up the newest Governmental Agency... This design is also available in White print for Darker Shirts.

Description: On a recent little trip thru an Alternate Reality I found this show on one of their streaming services. Strange Place but they made an awesome Sea Grape Wine.

Description: A1A... Legendary Road. Designated as The Jimmy Buffett Memorial Highway. I call it the street that I grew up on. Take a drive thru Jacksonville, St. Augustine, Daytona Beach, Cape Kennedy, Cocoa Beach, Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, and Key West.

Description: Wait! After all these years... for the first time ever, I have to try to remember algebra?

Description: Space Chimp walks back after a hard mission.

Description: The Gen Xers who have been hiding are coming out of the darkness and Proudly Proclaiming their Support

Description: From the 20 Oct 24 McJob that Trump had in Pa.

Description: Back in the day we made Mix Tapes... kind of our own personalizes version of the K-TEL compilation albums. It was also a great little gift to let someone know that you had "Like-Like" feelings for them... Ahhh Memories!

Description: Back in the day we made Mix Tapes... kind of our own personalizes version of the K-TEL compilation albums. It was also a great little gift to let someone know that you had "Like-Like" feelings for them... Ahhh Memories!

Description: Back in the day we made Mix Tapes... kind of our own personalizes version of the K-TEL compilation albums. It was also a great little gift to let someone know that you had "Like-Like" feelings for them... Ahhh Memories!

Description: Back in the day we made Mix Tapes... kind of our own personalizes version of the K-TEL compilation albums. It was also a great little gift to let someone know that you had "Like-Like" feelings for them... Ahhh Memories!

Description: Back in the day we made Mix Tapes... kind of our personalized version of the K-Tel compilation albums. It was also a great little gift to let someone know that you "Like-Like" feelings for them... Ahhh Memories!

Description: In the 70s and 80s you could get compilation albums and not have to worry about buying a load of discs with a lot of songs you didn't want. Hopefully the K-Tel album had the songs done by the original artists.

Description: Enos, the forgotten NASA Space Chimp, flew into space on Nov. 29, 1961, after the more publicized first chimpanzee Ham