wartoothdesigns

Sometimes you are the zombie, sometimes you are the cactus. Sometimes you are both.

Ravioli are filled with good stuff... and so are you.

No matter what your brain is telling you - you deserve nice things.

The Mushroom Royal Guard is sworn to protect the snail royalty. Unknown to most is that snail royalty does some really sketchy things.

Vultures will eat a carcass and go after the softest part first which means the anus or eyes.

It's simple and we are all tired.

I'm here to just hang out and go really well with whipped cream!

Some days are bad and that is ok.

When all else fails, just chuck it in the fuck it bucket.

Please do not disturb me while I groom my bottom hole. Thank you.

Megustalations! Hail Satan!

Bring me coffee of BE GONE!

Drink some water you electrified meat robots.

"Hi thanks for checking in… I’m still a piece of garbage!" Remember… don’t be a trash-can’t. Be a trash-CAN!

Emotional Support Bourbon - Do not pet.

Poptarts and tongues. Bite me.

Get that big dick energy!

Emotional Support Pizza: Do Not Pet. Working Pizza.

Shower beers are the best beers.

Bee's don't care if they vomit honey all their lives.

Emotional Support Donut will be there for you.

How to succeed in anything that you do - Be a good person. Do good work.

Emotional Support Burrito: Do not pet. Working Burrito.

Sometimes you gotta tinkle outside the binkle

Trying to work out? Feel like everything hurts and you are dying? Yeah. Me too.

Hans Gruber has no chance now that John McClane has a machine gun. Ho ho ho.

Emotional Support Pancake will never let you down. Do not pet. Working pancake.

High class designs, minimalistic, creative and elegant...with a touch of yellow pee. Gotta keep it upper crust!

Do I really need to describe a whitey tighty pee stained underwear sporting potato with a rainbow scribed with the word "Butts"?? Come on... get with the pictures.

It's simple. STFU and make awesome stuff.