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Description: Sometimes you are the zombie, sometimes you are the cactus. Sometimes you are both.

Description: Ravioli are filled with good stuff... and so are you.

Description: No matter what your brain is telling you - you deserve nice things.

Description: The Mushroom Royal Guard is sworn to protect the snail royalty. Unknown to most is that snail royalty does some really sketchy things.

Description: Vultures will eat a carcass and go after the softest part first which means the anus or eyes.

Description: It's simple and we are all tired.

Description: Bring me coffee of BE GONE!

Description: "Hi thanks for checking in… I’m still a piece of garbage!" Remember… don’t be a trash-can’t. Be a trash-CAN!

Description: Poptarts and tongues. Bite me.

Description: Get that big dick energy!

Description: Emotional Support Pizza: Do Not Pet. Working Pizza.

Description: Shower beers are the best beers.

Description: Bee's don't care if they vomit honey all their lives.

Description: Emotional Support Donut will be there for you.

Description: How to succeed in anything that you do - Be a good person. Do good work.

Description: Emotional Support Burrito: Do not pet. Working Burrito.

Description: Trying to work out? Feel like everything hurts and you are dying? Yeah. Me too.

Description: Emotional Support Pancake will never let you down. Do not pet. Working pancake.