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Sometimes you are the zombie, sometimes you are the cactus. Sometimes you are both.

Ravioli are filled with good stuff... and so are you.

No matter what your brain is telling you - you deserve nice things.

The Mushroom Royal Guard is sworn to protect the snail royalty. Unknown to most is that snail royalty does some really sketchy things.

Vultures will eat a carcass and go after the softest part first which means the anus or eyes.

It's simple and we are all tired.

Bring me coffee of BE GONE!

"Hi thanks for checking in… I’m still a piece of garbage!" Remember… don’t be a trash-can’t. Be a trash-CAN!

Emotional Support Bourbon - Do not pet.

Poptarts and tongues. Bite me.

Get that big dick energy!

Emotional Support Pizza: Do Not Pet. Working Pizza.

Shower beers are the best beers.

Bee's don't care if they vomit honey all their lives.

Emotional Support Donut will be there for you.

How to succeed in anything that you do - Be a good person. Do good work.

Emotional Support Burrito: Do not pet. Working Burrito.

Trying to work out? Feel like everything hurts and you are dying? Yeah. Me too.

Emotional Support Pancake will never let you down. Do not pet. Working pancake.

Do I really need to describe a whitey tighty pee stained underwear sporting potato with a rainbow scribed with the word "Butts"?? Come on... get with the pictures.

It's simple. STFU and make awesome stuff.