Wyrd Candy

Description: This As Above so Below design features the Astrological wheel of signs, with the repeated saying from the Emerald Tablet.

Description: Are you one to follow blindly?

Description: Do you have a pinball wizard in the family? Is their game pure perfection? This is the design that lets the world know.

Description: Join the club! Open to everyone who has fallen into the lure of the silver ball. Tell all tour friends!

Description: If you or your friends are pinball wizards, this is the tee for them. Now everyone will know you got the skills!!

Description: Are you or a friend royalty? Do they demand everyone's attention? This is the shirt to show all that they should all bow down in respect.

Description: Well, if ya know, ya know. Now let's talk about how the Ramones shoulda been the biggest band in the world.

Description: Was it really that great? OK boomer. We'll agree to disagree on that one. Grab this cool print and decide for yourself, like you should.

Description: If you or a friend is tired of all the greed in the world, get this and make a stand against greed.

Description: When you or a friend is lost or confused, this design will help out.

Description: Another great one-star review in print form (from our One Star Reviews Coloring book. Perfect for you. Defective, yes.

Description: Perfect for Valentine's day if you ask me. It's just cool. She's cool, don't mess with her.

Description: Wear it, definitely something to be proud of. Ironically, you didn't get it from a thrift store. You should totally wear it though.

Description: This Just Say Perhaps to Drugs print is perfect for lounging around and not taking a particularly vehement stance on anything really. Live and let live, after all.

Description: This Plant Mom print t shirt is perfect for gardening, thinking about gardening, or thinking other wholesome subversive activities.

Description: Well, I do smell like old books, I do. Maybe you do too. I'm proud of it, and it makes me happy. So there.

Description: Yes, the text says it all, we can be friends if you know that this is the carpet from one of the greatest films ever made.

Description: This Cat Hates It shirt is perfect for wearing when serving your cat overlord. No matter what you are doing, your cat probably hates it.

Description: This Cautiously Optimistic t shirt is perfect for putting a tentatively positive spin on any situation you may find yourself in.