Wyrd Candy

Description: We are the virus!

Description: This As Above so Below design features the Astrological wheel of signs, with the repeated saying from the Emerald Tablet.

Description: I spy with my all-seeing eye this cool design featuring the medieval one-word magic spell meaning "I will create as I speak". Best on black, obviously.

Description: Are you one to follow blindly?

Description: You are important, you matter, and you need to start loving yourself!

Description: We all know this slick guy. I wouldn't trust him for one second.

Description: Show your love for the vintage classics like the cassette tape. Life was just some much easier back then.

Description: Gas Mask

Description: Do you have a pinball wizard in the family? Is their game pure perfection? This is the design that lets the world know.

Description: Join the club! Open to everyone who has fallen into the lure of the silver ball. Tell all tour friends!

Description: If you or your friends are pinball wizards, this is the tee for them. Now everyone will know you got the skills!!

Description: Nothing puts a smile on your face faster than a puppy playing in the flowers. Anyone would be.... what? You only see text? Attention we have some who can see.....

Description: Are you or a friend royalty? Do they demand everyone's attention? This is the shirt to show all that they should all bow down in respect.

Description: Well, if ya know, ya know. Now let's talk about how the Ramones shoulda been the biggest band in the world.

Description: Sometimes you need to show your nerd level knowledge. If you find someone else who gets it, you just found a new friend!

Description: Do you or a friend remember something, but now it is not what you thought? This is the design that will bring it all back to the way it was.

Description: If you or a friend is tired of all the greed in the world, get this and make a stand against greed.

Description: If you or a friend is just feed up with all the BS in the world, this is the design for you.

Description: If you or a friend is just so demanding, well get this and show the world that you demand results!

Description: When you or a friend is lost or confused, this design will help out.

Description: Another great one-star review in print form (from our One Star Reviews Coloring book. Perfect for you. Defective, yes.

Description: Perfect for Valentine's day if you ask me. It's just cool. She's cool, don't mess with her.

Description: Wear it, definitely something to be proud of. Ironically, you didn't get it from a thrift store. You should totally wear it though.

Description: Well okay then. Another hilarious one star review (from our One-Star Reviews Coloring Book) just letting you know that they know. And now you know.

Description: Awww c'mon, feed that little psycho.. or pay the price. Wear this shirt and let everyone know you have cats.

Description: Best one-star review I ever saw (taken from our One-Star Reviews Coloring Book) immortalized on a t shirt, just for you. At least they said thanks...

Description: Yes indeed, this timeline has it's drawbacks, quirks, if you will, but that doesn't mean we can't have a chuckle about it, and put it on a shirt. Done!

Description: This Just Say Perhaps to Drugs print is perfect for lounging around and not taking a particularly vehement stance on anything really. Live and let live, after all.

Description: This Plant Mom print t shirt is perfect for gardening, thinking about gardening, or thinking other wholesome subversive activities.

Description: Well, I do smell like old books, I do. Maybe you do too. I'm proud of it, and it makes me happy. So there.

Description: This Sorry for making this weird, it will happen again print is perfect for any awkward situation you may find yourself in, however this will not make it any less awkward, sorry.

Description: Yes, the text says it all, we can be friends if you know that this is the carpet from one of the greatest films ever made.

Description: This NOPE vintage design is an homage to the cool 50s and 60s motel and roadside aesthetic we all know and love. (from our One-Star Reviews Coloring Book)

Description: This Cat Hates It shirt is perfect for wearing when serving your cat overlord. No matter what you are doing, your cat probably hates it.

Description: This Cautiously Optimistic t shirt is perfect for putting a tentatively positive spin on any situation you may find yourself in.