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Cool stuff for misfit toys, by misfit toys. We like trash thrift junk, sarcastic (but not demeaning) humor, cooking, plants, witchy stuff, and cats.
Flagstaff, AZ

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Love Bomb bomber hearts print Socks

Description: Love BOMB baby! Weapons of war repurposed and inverted like everything else in this insane world. Swords into plowshares, or something like that.

Tags: aircraft, airplane, aviation, bomb, bomber
Virus Socks
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Description: We are the virus!

Tags: corona, coronavirus, gift, love, quarantine
We're all MAD here Alice in Wonderland Socks

Description: This We're all MAD here T-shirt features a vintage illustration of the Mad Hatters' tea party, and reflects our feeling on the state of the world today, enjoy!

Tags: alice, alice in wonderland, bookcore, cool, funny
Palm Reader on Duty Socks

Description: This Palm Reader on Duty design is perfect for the esoteric interests some of us enjoy, featuring a cool vintage woodcut for good measure.

Tags: cool gift, esoteric, fortune teller, fortune telling, gift idea
As Above, So Below Astrological Signs Socks

Description: This As Above so Below design features the Astrological wheel of signs, with the repeated saying from the Emerald Tablet.

Tags: alchemy, astrology, astrology signs, emerald tablet, esoteric
Abracadabra Eye magic spell print Socks

Description: I spy with my all-seeing eye this cool design featuring the medieval one-word magic spell meaning "I will create as I speak". Best on black, obviously.

Tags: aesthetic, all seeing eye, all seeing eye pyramid, cool, cottagecore
Sheep Socks
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Description: Are you one to follow blindly?

Tags: animal, election, gift, political, politics
Love Stukas Socks
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Description: Love Stukas

Tags: aircraft, airplane, aviation, bomber, gift
Love thy self Socks
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Description: You are important, you matter, and you need to start loving yourself!

Tags: distressed, gift, inspiration, inspirational, love
Guy Socks
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Description: We all know this slick guy. I wouldn't trust him for one second.

Tags: dishonest, election, gift, political, politics
cassette Socks

Description: Show your love for the vintage classics like the cassette tape. Life was just some much easier back then.

Tags: 80s, cassette, cassette tape, gift, music
Gas Mask Socks
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Description: Gas Mask

Tags: gas mask soldier, gasmask, gift, mechanical, steampunk
Sell out barcode Socks
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Description: No one wants to be a sell out... or do you?

Tags: bar code, barcoding, code, gift, minimalist
What's Your Deal? floral folk art print Socks

Description: Really, enquiring minds want to know. Get some answers by wearing this cool and classy design.

Tags: anxiety, floral, floral design, floral pattern, flower
Pinball Perfection Socks
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Description: Do you have a pinball wizard in the family? Is their game pure perfection? This is the design that lets the world know.

Tags: arcade, gamer, gaming, perfection, pinball lover
Flip or Die Socks
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Description: Join the club! Open to everyone who has fallen into the lure of the silver ball. Tell all tour friends!

Tags: arcade, flipper, gaming, pinball lover, pinball player
Flipper Skills Socks
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Description: If you or your friends are pinball wizards, this is the tee for them. Now everyone will know you got the skills!!

Tags: 80s, 90s, arcade, flipper, game
Money Socks
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Description: Nothing puts a smile on your face faster than a puppy playing in the flowers. Anyone would be.... what? You only see text? Attention we have some who can see.....

Tags: 80s, gift idea, horror, john carpenter, kurt russell
Queen of Everything Socks
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Description: Are you or a friend royalty? Do they demand everyone's attention? This is the shirt to show all that they should all bow down in respect.

Tags: abstract, colorful, crown, gift idea, pattern
Joey Ramone friends print Socks

Description: Well, if ya know, ya know. Now let's talk about how the Ramones shoulda been the biggest band in the world.

Tags: band, cool, joey ramone, new york, new york city
Imaginary Past Never Happened 50s style print Socks

Description: Was it really that great? OK boomer. We'll agree to disagree on that one. Grab this cool print and decide for yourself, like you should.

Tags: 1949, 1950s, 1959, 50s illustration, american dream
Is This Really Happening? full color print Socks

Description: Is this REALLY happening? We ask this daily. Perhaps you do too. As things get weirder, let's at least have something cool to look at.

Tags: 60s style, 70s pop culture, colorful, funny, humor
Ask Me About My Issues full color print Socks

Description: Well, we don't know if this crazy timeline has anything to do with the large hadron collider tearing holes in the space-time continuum, but I've heard worse theories. Anyways, enjoy!

Tags: designs, funny, humor, issues, moon
Thanks CERN! full color print Socks

Description: Well, we don't know if this crazy timeline has anything to do with the large hadron collider tearing holes in the space-time continuum, but I've heard worse theories. Anyways, enjoy!

Tags: cern, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, designs, earth
Copper Bones Socks
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Description: Sometimes you need to show your nerd level knowledge. If you find someone else who gets it, you just found a new friend!

Tags: cinema, film, funny, gift, gift idea
In My Universe Socks
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Description: Do you or a friend remember something, but now it is not what you thought? This is the design that will bring it all back to the way it was.

Tags: conspiracy, funny, humorous, mandela effect
Greed Socks
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Description: If you or a friend is tired of all the greed in the world, get this and make a stand against greed.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corporation, funny, greed
Don't Know Anymore Socks
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Description: If you or a friend is just feed up with all the BS in the world, this is the design for you.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funny slogan
I Want Results Socks
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Description: If you or a friend is just so demanding, well get this and show the world that you demand results!

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funny slogan
Don't Know What Happened Socks
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Description: When you or a friend is lost or confused, this design will help out.

Tags: funny, funny gift, humor, motivational, quote
DEFECTIVE vintage 60s 70s pop art print Socks

Description: Another great one-star review in print form (from our One Star Reviews Coloring book. Perfect for you. Defective, yes.

Tags: colorful, cool, defective, designs, mid century
Zombie Girl Heart Burn goth punk design Socks

Description: Perfect for Valentine's day if you ask me. It's just cool. She's cool, don't mess with her.

Tags: bad ass, bad ass babes club, badass, black, chick
I'm a Walking Thrift Store floral folk art print Socks

Description: Wear it, definitely something to be proud of. Ironically, you didn't get it from a thrift store. You should totally wear it though.

Tags: flea market, floral, flower, flowers, folk art
Worst Piece of Garbage print design Socks

Description: Well okay then. Another hilarious one star review (from our One-Star Reviews Coloring Book) just letting you know that they know. And now you know.

Tags: crap, crappy, designs, funny, garbage
Cat Heart Treats Plz print Socks

Description: Awww c'mon, feed that little psycho.. or pay the price. Wear this shirt and let everyone know you have cats.

Tags: cat, cat dad, cat lady, cat lover gifts, cat mom
THANKS I Hate It all seeing eye design Socks

Description: Best one-star review I ever saw (taken from our One-Star Reviews Coloring Book) immortalized on a t shirt, just for you. At least they said thanks...

Tags: all seeing eye, all seeing eye pyramid, bad review, blessed, funny

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