Wyrd Candy

Description: Love BOMB baby! Weapons of war repurposed and inverted like everything else in this insane world. Swords into plowshares, or something like that.

Description: We are the virus!

Description: This Palm Reader on Duty design is perfect for the esoteric interests some of us enjoy, featuring a cool vintage woodcut for good measure.

Description: This As Above so Below design features the Astrological wheel of signs, with the repeated saying from the Emerald Tablet.

Description: I spy with my all-seeing eye this cool design featuring the medieval one-word magic spell meaning "I will create as I speak". Best on black, obviously.

Description: Are you one to follow blindly?

Description: You are important, you matter, and you need to start loving yourself!

Description: Show your love for the vintage classics like the cassette tape. Life was just some much easier back then.

Description: Gas Mask

Description: No one wants to be a sell out... or do you?

Description: Really, enquiring minds want to know. Get some answers by wearing this cool and classy design.

Description: Do you have a pinball wizard in the family? Is their game pure perfection? This is the design that lets the world know.

Description: Join the club! Open to everyone who has fallen into the lure of the silver ball. Tell all tour friends!

Description: If you or your friends are pinball wizards, this is the tee for them. Now everyone will know you got the skills!!

Description: Nothing puts a smile on your face faster than a puppy playing in the flowers. Anyone would be.... what? You only see text? Attention we have some who can see.....

Description: Are you or a friend royalty? Do they demand everyone's attention? This is the shirt to show all that they should all bow down in respect.

Description: Well, if ya know, ya know. Now let's talk about how the Ramones shoulda been the biggest band in the world.

Description: Was it really that great? OK boomer. We'll agree to disagree on that one. Grab this cool print and decide for yourself, like you should.

Description: Is this REALLY happening? We ask this daily. Perhaps you do too. As things get weirder, let's at least have something cool to look at.

Description: Well, we don't know if this crazy timeline has anything to do with the large hadron collider tearing holes in the space-time continuum, but I've heard worse theories. Anyways, enjoy!

Description: Well, we don't know if this crazy timeline has anything to do with the large hadron collider tearing holes in the space-time continuum, but I've heard worse theories. Anyways, enjoy!

Description: Sometimes you need to show your nerd level knowledge. If you find someone else who gets it, you just found a new friend!

Description: Do you or a friend remember something, but now it is not what you thought? This is the design that will bring it all back to the way it was.

Description: If you or a friend is tired of all the greed in the world, get this and make a stand against greed.

Description: If you or a friend is just feed up with all the BS in the world, this is the design for you.

Description: If you or a friend is just so demanding, well get this and show the world that you demand results!

Description: When you or a friend is lost or confused, this design will help out.

Description: Another great one-star review in print form (from our One Star Reviews Coloring book. Perfect for you. Defective, yes.

Description: Perfect for Valentine's day if you ask me. It's just cool. She's cool, don't mess with her.

Description: Wear it, definitely something to be proud of. Ironically, you didn't get it from a thrift store. You should totally wear it though.

Description: Well okay then. Another hilarious one star review (from our One-Star Reviews Coloring Book) just letting you know that they know. And now you know.

Description: Awww c'mon, feed that little psycho.. or pay the price. Wear this shirt and let everyone know you have cats.

Description: Best one-star review I ever saw (taken from our One-Star Reviews Coloring Book) immortalized on a t shirt, just for you. At least they said thanks...

Description: Yes indeed, this timeline has it's drawbacks, quirks, if you will, but that doesn't mean we can't have a chuckle about it, and put it on a shirt. Done!

Description: This Just Say Perhaps to Drugs print is perfect for lounging around and not taking a particularly vehement stance on anything really. Live and let live, after all.

Description: This Plant Mom print t shirt is perfect for gardening, thinking about gardening, or thinking other wholesome subversive activities.