Hats
Description: "After the first bite of her roasted abyssal chicken leg, she thought, 'This would taste better if I took the edge off first' and lit the magical tobacco in her pipe. A villager ran her way, wailing of immanent terror on the way. The elf inhaled deeply from her pipe, exhaled greenish-blue smoke and calmly said, 'Sorry, I'm on break..."
Description: This one is for my fellow ostomates! Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band! Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!
Description: This one is for my fellow ostomates! Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band! Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!
Description: This one is for my fellow ostomates! Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band! Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!
Description: This one is for my fellow ostomates! Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band! Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!
Description: While delving deep into the Dungeon of Arlo: The Ancient & Insane you come across a magical looking tome. It is a magical book of illusions & spells, an anthology of works by several authors. This book is in poor condition, ink stains obscure a fair amount of the pages and blood or some kind of dipping sauce obscure many more. (Who eats at a reading table?! ) You read a random passage and as the words leave your lips the cover of the ancient tome begins to glow... Reading is pretty fun.
Description: Forged by a Vampire King who hand-carved the Hilt from the bones of his sworn enemy, ‘Blood Thirster’ was wielded by this king against armies in a great but forgotten war. Once drawn, This unholy relic can not rest until it has tasted blood... #XaqInd #GuDHaul For more info about Gud Haul go to: xaqindustries.wordpress.com
Description: Whether you've had hard day of toiling in the mines under The Mountain or you've been smiting scores of golbin raiders and collecting treasure; you deserve a nice cool pint of Under Mountain Ale! Brewed with melted snow from the mountain and aged in the Oak Barrels of Durgin the Mighty, Under Mountain Ale is toasty & robust and with that hint of Dark Granite flavor Dwarven ale enthusiast have come to expect.
