Description: "After the first bite of her roasted abyssal chicken leg, she thought, 'This would taste better if I took the edge off first' and lit the magical tobacco in her pipe. A villager ran her way, wailing of immanent terror on the way. The elf inhaled deeply from her pipe, exhaled greenish-blue smoke and calmly said, 'Sorry, I'm on break..."

Description: In the depths of the Wizard's Tomb you find an alter with a creepy skull glowing with neon green energy. It calls to you. Roll a wisdom saving throw

Description: While delving deep into the Dungeon of Arlo: The Ancient & Insane you come across a magical looking tome. It is a magical book of illusions & spells, an anthology of works by several authors. This book is in poor condition, ink stains obscure a fair amount of the pages and blood or some kind of dipping sauce obscure many more. (Who eats at a reading table?! ) You read a random passage and as the words leave your lips the cover of the ancient tome begins to glow... Reading is pretty fun.

Description: The cold steal handles of these twin obsidian axes are warm compared to your icy heart while in the thick of the battle. You've not yet found an enemy you are unable to slay with these dark & dangerous beauties.

Description: Crafted by Elven Druids, imbued with magical/divine runes by Dwarven Clerics, this hammer has the might for all your undead slaying needs!

Description: One of these weapons will bond with you, one will prey on you, & one will betray you. Choose Wisely.

Description: A steady aim is all you have to depend on...

Description: When a trio of witches found themselves the lunch of a trio of oozes, they had one choice to keep some part of them intact, they'd have to fuse with the ooze. Now these spoopy, gloopy gals roam the halls of their dungeon looking for explorers to seduce and devour...

Description: When a trio of witches found themselves the lunch of a trio of oozes, they had one choice to keep some part of them intact, they'd have to fuse with the ooze. Now these spoopy, gloopy gals roam the halls of their dungeon looking for explorers to seduce and devour...

Description: When a trio of witches found themselves the lunch of a trio of oozes, they had one choice to keep some part of them intact, they'd have to fuse with the ooze. Now these spoopy, gloopy gals roam the halls of their dungeon looking for explorers to seduce and devour...

Description: My DnD character Derrick Chillwave, the halfling wizard.

Description: After a long adventure, delving into dungeons deep, heroes of all sizes, shapes, and statures always need to kick back with a cool refreshing pint of dwarven ale! Drink up! And celebrate 20's rolled and treasures plundered!

Description: The beholder is one of my favorite monsters, not just in D&D but just in general a floating eyeball monster is always hella scary. You're gonna want a healing potion on hand when you take this one on... They're watching you.

Description: If you don't like Cat-girl barbarians you can kiss Bruh's ass!

Description: No Catgirl, Barbarian or otherwise, can resist a big, bright ball of YARN! It looks like Bruh! here got caught up in a bit of a mess now though.

Description: I cast a spell on you...

Description: For the Orcs, battle is the ultimate aphrodisiac. The Warrior Queen is pleased with your performance in battle and has requested you be brought before her. This will prove to be as potentially deadly an event as the battle itself... possibly more deadly.

Description: The Dryad are magical forest nymphs, like faeries, who inhabit trees. They are the guardians of the trees and forests and are as deadly as they are enchanting.

Description: Two of my all time favorite fantasy creatures are the Jackalope and the Unicorn. I'm pretty excited to live in a time where those creatures are finally getting their due. Enjoy.

Description: Harness the awesome powers of the Majestic Jackalope!* *Awesome Jackalope Powers TM not guaranteed.*

Description: Two of my all time favorite fantasy creatures are the Jackalope and the Unicorn. I'm pretty excited to live in a time where those creatures are finally getting their due. Enjoy.

Description: Slap this design on your stuff to harness the awesome powers of the Mighty Unicorn!* | *Awesome Unicorn Powers TM not guaranteed.*

Description: Whether you've had hard day of toiling in the mines under The Mountain or you've been smiting scores of golbin raiders and collecting treasure; you deserve a nice cool pint of Under Mountain Ale! Brewed with melted snow from the mountain and aged in the Oak Barrels of Durgin the Mighty, Under Mountain Ale is toasty & robust and with that hint of Dark Granite flavor Dwarven ale enthusiast have come to expect.

Description: Just an illustration of a device.

Description: Just an illustration of a device.

Description: Move along...

Description: Listen to Dog Mom, she only wants what's best for you! BE A GOOD BOY!

Description: This is based on a sketch I did for Drawlloween 2015. The theme that day was eyeballs.

Description: It... was fine.. I've had better. I don't think it was worth the price, the lettuce was real wilted, and I asked for no pickles but it looked like they put EXTRA pickles on it. Also it kept scowling at me.

Description: The only thing that can stop a good guy... no wait... the only thing that can stop a good.. no bad gun... GUY. A BAD. GUN. GUY. Let me start over. The only thing that can stop a good bad guy is a gun good... bad. Shit. Here's a shirt with a gun joke on it. #MarchForOurLives #EndGunViolence #NeverAgain

Description: Always tips your wait staff...

Description: No F*cking Talent Eric Andre Special Edition. This one is in honor of funny man turned scamwagon shill, Eric Andre. He goes out of his way to also belittle any criticism preemptively in his announcement tweet. I wish nothing but the worst for you from here on out shithead. I hate these bot-made pieces of shit taking up the art space. So here's a parody set that I'm doing, I don't care if it's derivative, gimme your fucking lunch money.

Description: No F*cking Talent #2. This is the one some tennis player kinda liked. I hate these bot-made pieces of shit taking up the art space. So here's a parody set that I'm doing, I don't care if it's derivative, gimme your fucking lunch money.